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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #330 on: September 12, 2006, 09:57:47 AM »
No problems Andriea, I do realise that when some peoples brains get itchy with rage they have to let it all out somehow! :D

The CDs came yesterday morning. I'm going to have to start leaving shitty reviews on Amazon because the boxes have all been fucked.....bastards!

No, McJagger, I have never used a penis enlarging contraption. I think they sound rather uncomfortable and I prefer the idea of being in  control when it comes to things happening to my little chap.

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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #331 on: September 12, 2006, 10:02:11 AM »
do you know anybody who has used a penis enlarging contraption, thingie?

and


when fully erect, how large is your little chap (lengthwise)?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #332 on: September 12, 2006, 10:34:52 AM »
Nah, I dunno anyone that's used one. I'd no doubt laugh if they told me anyway...you hiding anything?

The exact length of my penis shall remain a secret ;)
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #333 on: September 12, 2006, 10:36:39 AM »
an approximation would be fine (within 2 milimeters)
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #334 on: September 12, 2006, 10:48:49 AM »
lol

I'm sure you'll cope with not knowing ;)
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #335 on: September 12, 2006, 10:56:23 AM »
lok at your avatar.
now if you were to insert it in the mouth of that guy, would it be a tight fit, or a loose fit?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #336 on: September 12, 2006, 11:09:31 AM »
I admire your imagination but still.....go have a cold shower :P
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #337 on: September 12, 2006, 11:11:51 AM »
good.

you don't admire my persistence so i might have an outside chance at wearing you down.


the length of the sentence above.  would you say your penis is longer or shorter, wider or thinner?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #338 on: September 12, 2006, 11:12:58 AM »
O

would it fit?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #339 on: September 12, 2006, 11:18:11 AM »
lol why are you so bothered then?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #340 on: September 12, 2006, 11:20:05 AM »
ok:
will you measure from your wrist to your middle finger and tell me the resultin number?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #341 on: September 12, 2006, 12:01:09 PM »
The measurement from my wrist to the end of my middle finger iiiiiiiiiiiis......exactly 7 1/2 inches :P
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #342 on: September 12, 2006, 12:37:06 PM »
niiiice.
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #343 on: September 12, 2006, 01:05:23 PM »
Bugger! I didn't see that one coming!  ;) *waits for a smutty remark*

That's a myth by the way ;) ;)

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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #344 on: September 12, 2006, 03:45:09 PM »
mcj fancies you, jizz.  however, don't get inflate sense of anything, cos he'd shag anything, as long as it had a pulse.  or had one in the recent past.  possibly.