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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #270 on: September 08, 2006, 04:11:44 PM »
That angel emoticon should really be replaced with a little devilish one ;)
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #271 on: September 08, 2006, 06:37:01 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 08, 2006, 01:25:47 PM
Quote from: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 03:21:29 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 07, 2006, 09:09:52 PM
So, are you going to ask Aevel out?

Yes, I have arranged to meet Aeval tonight just outside the Odeon picture house in Ayr at half 7. We shall go for a romantic walk along the beach and take in the beautiful Ayr shore scenery with all the other young lovers there. It's such a lovely little spot too, always vibrant and colourful with plenty of new people to meet and be friends with. Just take a look at this site to see the people I just adore the thought of mingling with... http://www.ayrshore.com/ (check out the picture section called 'cruise').

No offence, Quirky, but a silly question deserves a silly answer :P


It was a more interesting response than I thought I would get.  ;D
Jizz is da bomb.

we can call him Jizz Bomb.

do you know what a Jizz Bomb is?

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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #272 on: September 08, 2006, 06:38:59 PM »
Hurrah for edits! ;)
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #273 on: September 08, 2006, 06:42:40 PM »
better?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #274 on: September 08, 2006, 07:04:50 PM »
You know me all too well Jizz. ;D
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #275 on: September 08, 2006, 07:18:54 PM »
That is very true HG ;)

McJagger, I think a Jizz bomb is a big bomb filled with some stuff also known as Jizz. And it can be dropped over lots of countries and it drowns people...even old people!
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #276 on: September 08, 2006, 08:52:22 PM »
nope.  old people are immune to the jizz-type-stuff.
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #277 on: September 09, 2006, 02:08:52 PM »
They survive because their lungs are made of iron, meaning they don't absorb the jizz which would leak into their bloodstream...which is bad. Thank the lord for cigarette addiction!
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #278 on: September 09, 2006, 02:43:39 PM »
yes, my good man, tar saves lives.
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #279 on: September 09, 2006, 03:09:15 PM »
Did you know that it was a Scotsman that invented tar?

I don't think he's to blame for lung cancer though?
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #280 on: September 10, 2006, 10:24:29 AM »
All your talk of biscuits last night got me wondering- what should go with a biscuit, tea or coffee?  And do you dunk?
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« Reply #281 on: September 10, 2006, 10:26:44 AM »
is a buscuit something served with butter and jam, sometimes gravy.  or is it equivelant to an american donut?
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« Reply #282 on: September 10, 2006, 10:27:33 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 10, 2006, 10:26:44 AM
is a buscuit something served with butter and jam, sometimes gravy.  or is it equivelant to an american donut?

neither- its a cookie, although cookies are really just one type of biscuit :P
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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #283 on: September 10, 2006, 10:28:57 AM »
in america we toss our cookies=vomit
or
drop a buscuit=shit

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Re: Poke my brains a bit...
« Reply #284 on: September 10, 2006, 10:30:53 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 10, 2006, 10:28:57 AM
in america we toss our cookies=vomit
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drop a buscuit=shit



Thanks for sharing  :laugh:
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