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What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« on: October 11, 2007, 10:37:54 PM »
I tried something new called Karbanatky tonight. Well, actually, it was a couple nights ago, but I was very impressed with the fact that I made it. Czech meat patty recipe. What about youse?
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 12:07:02 AM »
Spinach omelet with cheese.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 12:12:19 AM »
^Yum. I have just had breakfast so I didn't cook anything. Time for a cup of tea, though.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 04:39:34 AM »
Your mom.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 04:42:28 AM »
It's early morning and I just made waffles. I have kids, so I add extra eggs to the recipe (four in the small batch). Sometimes I add two more eggs, reduce the flour, add some cheese sauce, various spices and it becomes quiche waffles. Those are delicious, crusty and the kids eat them much better than a quiche pie type concoction.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2007, 04:47:32 AM »
Eggs are good for kids.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2007, 11:15:38 AM »
Quote from: calandale on October 12, 2007, 04:47:32 AM
Eggs are good for kids.

Eggs are future kids.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 11:17:40 AM »
Only if they get fertilized.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2007, 12:03:00 PM »


You can't fucking dcook, PUNK!

I am not going to heat this up with my recipes.!

Fuck, the fuck, OFFF.
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2007, 03:30:07 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 14, 2007, 11:15:38 AM
Quote from: calandale on October 12, 2007, 04:47:32 AM
Eggs are good for kids.

Eggs are future kids.

So, I should let 'em grow before eating them?  ???
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2007, 08:57:52 PM »
Curried chicken salad in pita
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2007, 06:29:53 PM »
Grilled Bella Gioioso & Roast Beef
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Re: What are you cooking, you dumb son of a bitch? God I fucking hate you.
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 06:53:15 PM »
Organic squash soup with chopped veggies in it, Salad with organic papaya dressing and a nice big glass of chocolate soy milk.
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