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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2007, 01:29:48 PM »
I prefer the sound of pavement
against the skull.
Same difference, it is blunt damage.   I like a small hammer personally.   Curbstomping people is cool though.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2007, 01:33:49 PM »
I prefer the sound of pavement
against the skull.

a la American History X!

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2007, 01:43:34 PM »
ouch. i love that movie.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2007, 01:44:31 PM »
PMS Elle when she has cravings for sex that involves her crowbar. 
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2007, 04:00:33 PM »
But what a way to go.

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2007, 06:39:08 PM »
Bludgeon to death.   >:D
ok, and here i was thinking about being trapped in an elevator with someone you'd like to fuck (for privacy's sake), and then usign the crowbar ensure that both of you can escape. i guess i'm weird like that.  :-\

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2007, 09:58:53 PM »
I figured the crowbar was for
entry, NOT exit.

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2007, 10:01:02 PM »
If she'll sex me crowbar-free and then kill me with the crowbar than that's okay.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2007, 10:26:35 PM »
it works for the backdoor.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2007, 10:44:08 PM »
I'm going to vote spokane girl, also.

I don't want to be in the vacinity of fingers that have tunnelled their way into the persons own arsehole.

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2007, 12:18:13 AM »
Really an elevator would be a bad place to knock someone out or murder them.   You would have to move the body as someone would easily find it there (easier said than done from an elevator).  If you knock them out then you are only relying on if they remember that you hit them (since no witnesses).   In addition there are cameras in almost all elevators these days, so it is unlikely to not have a witness.  Bludgeoning is also messy and would be difficult to clean up after in an elevator.

I wouldn't want to be trapped in the elevator with someone who stinks at all, nevermind sticking their fingers in their ass.  People in general piss me off though.   Being trapped is bad enough by myself.  Other than my friends, I hate almost everyone.   Any child molestor, rapist or murderer would not be good to be trapped in an elevator with (as I hate them obviously).  Really anyone that would be hard to tolerate for a long period of time, which would be most people.

As far as like to be trapped in an elevator with, hmm most really attractive women that I find interesting would work probably.   I wouldn't mind so much with one of my friends either.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2007, 04:49:03 AM »
it works for the backdoor.

wanna prove it?  :eyebrows:

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2007, 08:54:00 AM »
no. i'm sure you have already tried it. :laugh: >:D
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2007, 03:41:49 PM »
Somebody wearing too much perfume
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2007, 06:51:49 PM »
This retarded guy I know who has sexual urges. Three summers ago he asked to see my breasts when he followed me to an outhouse without his support worker. it was a special needs community camping trip.
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