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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2007, 09:41:25 AM »
There's a few people I'd like to be trapped in an elevator with irght now, provided I had a crowbar and no other witnesses...   :evillaugh:
to fuck? or murder? ???

Since a crowbar is involved I sincerely hope she meant the latter.  :o

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2007, 09:45:01 AM »
I had assumed the FORMER.
A crowbar's a messy way
to kill.

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2007, 10:00:28 AM »
There's a few people I'd like to be trapped in an elevator with irght now, provided I had a crowbar and no other witnesses...   :evillaugh:
to fuck? or murder? ???

Since a crowbar is involved I sincerely hope she meant the latter.  :o

I was just thinking that. :rofl:

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2007, 10:38:12 AM »
my list would be a fuck sight shorter if the question was, "who WOULD you like to be stuck in a lift with?" 

 :grrr:

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2007, 12:13:20 PM »
I had assumed the FORMER.
A crowbar's a messy way
to kill.

Calandale, you're getting far too predictable, I just knew you would say you would assume the crowbar was for a sex act.  :P

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2007, 05:26:26 PM »
Someone too short to give me a boost to get out the door in the roof :P
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2007, 05:41:32 PM »
George Bush and DIck Cheney   (unless I had a crowbar and someone to help me get out the roof of the elevator) :evillaugh:

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2007, 05:51:34 PM »
Yeah Janice Bing would drive me insane.

Also, anyone that is a mouth breather.

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2007, 07:16:38 PM »
Jana Cova of course!!!

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2007, 08:07:55 PM »
I had assumed the FORMER.
A crowbar's a messy way
to kill.

Calandale, you're getting far too predictable, I just knew you would say you would assume the crowbar was for a sex act.  :P

Just read something about one being used so,
recently.  :laugh:

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2007, 11:17:17 PM »
sheryl crow. god I hate that bitch. it would be THUNDERDOME.

I would win.

all of her stupid fans would hate me.





such injustice.



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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2007, 11:36:47 PM »
sheryl crow. god I hate that bitch. it would be THUNDERDOME.

I would win.

all of her stupid fans would hate me.





such injustice.




What are you?? some kind of Lance Armstrong fan??

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2007, 06:07:26 AM »
Spokane Girl; from my years of picking up after dogs, I know that plastic does not hold the smell in.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2007, 07:06:36 AM »
There's a few people I'd like to be trapped in an elevator with irght now, provided I had a crowbar and no other witnesses...   :evillaugh:
to fuck? or murder? ???

Bludgeon to death.   >:D

I had assumed the FORMER.
A crowbar's a messy way
to kill.

But also a fun way!!!   :green:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2007, 07:13:08 AM »
I prefer the sound of pavement
against the skull.