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Quote from: PMS Elle on October 17, 2007, 08:29:11 AMThere's a few people I'd like to be trapped in an elevator with irght now, provided I had a crowbar and no other witnesses... to fuck? or murder?
There's a few people I'd like to be trapped in an elevator with irght now, provided I had a crowbar and no other witnesses...
Quote from: Lurker on October 17, 2007, 09:04:03 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 17, 2007, 08:29:11 AMThere's a few people I'd like to be trapped in an elevator with irght now, provided I had a crowbar and no other witnesses... to fuck? or murder? Since a crowbar is involved I sincerely hope she meant the latter.
I had assumed the FORMER.A crowbar's a messy wayto kill.
Quote from: calandale on October 17, 2007, 09:45:01 AMI had assumed the FORMER.A crowbar's a messy wayto kill.Calandale, you're getting far too predictable, I just knew you would say you would assume the crowbar was for a sex act.
sheryl crow. god I hate that bitch. it would be THUNDERDOME. I would win. all of her stupid fans would hate me. such injustice.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.