Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??

[Icequeen]

Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

If she didn't turn her head you would mistake her for a mannequin.

['andersom']

Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

Those gentlemen are perverts.

I learned that a true gentle man positions himself in front of the lady when going up stairs/escalators, and behind when going down. Thus avoiding every possible chance on catching a glimpse on what is under the ladies skirts.

Puritan decency is what matters these days. 

[odeon]

Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

Those gentlemen are perverts.

I learned that a true gentle man positions himself in front of the lady when going up stairs/escalators, and behind when going down. Thus avoiding every possible chance on catching a glimpse on what is under the ladies skirts.

Puritan decency is what matters these days. 

Which is why ladies should wear long skirts.

['andersom']

Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

Those gentlemen are perverts.

I learned that a true gentle man positions himself in front of the lady when going up stairs/escalators, and behind when going down. Thus avoiding every possible chance on catching a glimpse on what is under the ladies skirts.

Puritan decency is what matters these days. 

Which is why ladies should wear long skirts.

And trousers underneath them.

[odeon]

Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

Those gentlemen are perverts.

I learned that a true gentle man positions himself in front of the lady when going up stairs/escalators, and behind when going down. Thus avoiding every possible chance on catching a glimpse on what is under the ladies skirts.

Puritan decency is what matters these days. 

Which is why ladies should wear long skirts.

And trousers underneath them.

That goes without saying.

['andersom']

Socks worn over the trouser-legs, to avoid any glimpse of an ankle.

Maybe a burka on top.

[odeon]

Two burkas.

['andersom']

Two burkas.

One for the man too, worn backwards.

[Jack]

Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

Those gentlemen are perverts.

I learned that a true gentle man positions himself in front of the lady when going up stairs/escalators, and behind when going down. Thus avoiding every possible chance on catching a glimpse on what is under the ladies skirts.

Puritan decency is what matters these days. 

Which is why ladies should wear long skirts.

Was thinking something similar; skirt would have to be very short to see up on the stairs.

['andersom']

Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

Those gentlemen are perverts.

I learned that a true gentle man positions himself in front of the lady when going up stairs/escalators, and behind when going down. Thus avoiding every possible chance on catching a glimpse on what is under the ladies skirts.

Puritan decency is what matters these days. 

Which is why ladies should wear long skirts.

Was thinking something similar; skirt would have to be very short to see up on the stairs.

Or the stairs very steep.

["couldbecousin"]

  On the other hand, being stuck with an obnoxious politician might be a great, fun opportunity to
  interrogate/insult/confront him or her about hated policies.  Or create an improbable bond. 

[odeon]

I'm fairly sure I wouldn't bond with Trump.

["couldbecousin"]

I'm fairly sure I wouldn't bond with Trump.

  Moomintrump: Storming America!   Best buddy-movie franchise ever! 

[odeon]

I'm fairly sure I wouldn't bond with Trump.

  Moomintrump: Storming America!   Best buddy-movie franchise ever! 

 

["couldbecousin"]

I'm fairly sure I wouldn't bond with Trump.

  Moomintrump: Storming America!   Best buddy-movie franchise ever! 

 

      Admit it, you LOLed.