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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2015, 02:16:50 AM »
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A kid.

Especially a baby. I hate babies  >:(
Baby wouldn't be so bad, as they wouldn't know what's going on.

They scream for no reason all the time and they smell. I think that's worse than a frightened child.  :GA:
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #61 on: March 18, 2015, 05:52:37 AM »
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A kid.

Especially a baby. I hate babies  >:(
Baby wouldn't be so bad, as they wouldn't know what's going on.

They scream for no reason all the time and they smell. I think that's worse than a frightened child.  :GA:
Yeah, if you're trapped with someone who's screaming for no reason, you want it to be someone you can feel OK about punching.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2016, 07:41:00 AM »
  It's funny how I click fast and hard with some strangers, and can't warm up to other people no matter
  how long I'm acquainted with them.  I'd really hate to be trapped with anyone with whom I couldn't
  manage a witty rapport or an interesting conversation  of any kind.  So basically, anyone boring.   :GA:
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2016, 07:41:47 AM »
  Also, Tuco Salamanca.  Dude's way too volatile.  :runaway:
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2016, 09:30:19 AM »
My old boss.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #65 on: February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM »
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #66 on: February 04, 2016, 02:00:05 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

Give me a week trapped in an elevator with him.
Just so I can traumatize his privileged ass. >:D
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2016, 02:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2016, 02:51:54 PM »
Can I please be trapped alone? Or with Nastassja Kinski?
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2016, 05:40:41 PM »
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway



Wouldn't that be a de-escalator?  (Hope it's a forerunner of his chances.)
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2016, 06:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Hubert, Esq. on February 04, 2016, 02:18:22 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway


A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #71 on: February 04, 2016, 07:11:48 PM »
Quote from: Jack on February 04, 2016, 06:52:06 PM
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He prefers escalators anyway


A gentleman positions himself in front of the lady when going down stairs/escalators, and behind her when going up, so he can catch her or at least cushion the blow if she should stumble and fall.

You knew we were talking about the Dump didn't you?
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #72 on: February 04, 2016, 09:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

He's like the modern day Mary Poppins of businessmen. He can fly to the top of Trump tower by the mere power of his comb over.  :zoinks:

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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #73 on: February 05, 2016, 01:51:45 AM »
Laci Green. Julie Bindel or Amanda Marcotte
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #74 on: February 05, 2016, 05:58:38 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 04, 2016, 10:54:09 AM
Donald Trump 


On the other hand, he probably wouldn't be taking the elevator.  He thinks he can walk on air and water.

  Trump's so damn rich, he pays people to take the elevator for him.  ;)
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