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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #45 on: October 24, 2007, 07:34:48 PM »
Quote from: Beatle_Bitch on October 24, 2007, 06:51:49 PM
This retarded guy I know who has sexual urges. Three summers ago he asked to see my breasts when he followed me to an outhouse without his support worker. it was a special needs community camping trip.


Yikes, that must have been a hairy situation!!! :o
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2007, 12:10:01 AM »
Did you just accuse BB of having large hairy breasts?
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2007, 05:16:16 AM »
hair·y   

ADJECTIVE:
 
(Slang) Fraught with difficulties; hazardous: a hairy escape; hairy problems.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #48 on: October 25, 2007, 12:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Beatle_Bitch on October 24, 2007, 06:51:49 PM
This retarded guy I know who has sexual urges. Three summers ago he asked to see my breasts when he followed me to an outhouse without his support worker. it was a special needs community camping trip.

Reminds me of 8th grade before I was any good at standing up for myself, the guy in my class who kept coming up to me and putting his arm around me or grabbing my hand. Luckily he didn't try anything more than that. I felt bad for him 'cause the other kids treated him like utter shit, and he came to me for help with conflicts. But I had no idea how to say "Sorry, just not interested" and he remained quite oblivious to my timid little hints that I wanted him to quit touching me.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2007, 05:38:18 AM »
I would have just hurt him.
Bad.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2007, 12:10:14 AM »
god I hate it when people use the word "retard".

society has made it a negative, rather than a medical term.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2007, 01:18:32 AM »
I also wouldn't want to be stuck on a lift with Henry the 8th.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2015, 07:23:27 PM »
Rebecca Watson.   :trollface:
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2015, 05:47:11 AM »
TBT much?  Looking back at this thread is really amusing, though.  I genuinely did not know at that point who I was talking to, but my answers were exactly what I would have wanted them to be, anyway.   :laugh:
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2015, 08:19:08 AM »
Any politician
Katie Hopkins
Myself
My evil twin Victor
Someone who hates dogs
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2015, 05:24:41 PM »
A kid.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2015, 05:36:15 PM »
Someone weighing about 400lbs.

I am always afraid the cable is going to snap on those suckers as it is.

Had to ride a freight elevator in the dam when I was a kid...it was from the 40's, it took 20-30 minutes to reach the bottom, clanging, shaking, and rattling all the way down. The only thing good about it was that it was a huge elevator, like the size of a garage.
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2015, 06:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Jack on March 13, 2015, 05:24:41 PM
A kid.

Especially a baby. I hate babies  >:(
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2015, 09:02:07 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 13, 2015, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 13, 2015, 05:24:41 PM
A kid.

Especially a baby. I hate babies  >:(
Baby wouldn't be so bad, as they wouldn't know what's going on. Being with a kid creates the situation of not only having to control one's own upset in order to avoid upsetting another, but also the burden of easing their upset. If trapped in an elevator would prefer to be free to have my freak out without worrying it's going to traumatize anyone. :laugh:
« Last Edit: March 13, 2015, 09:03:44 PM by Jack »
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Re: Who would you NOT want to be trapped in an elevator with??
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2015, 11:26:51 PM »
Yeah, with a kid you would have to explain what is going on, answer their questions and try to remain calm while doing so.
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