So...there is this witch that I adore.....

[Scrapheap]

oooooooh!  scrap said something nasty!

i'm wounded to my core.

fuck off and post your pseudo porn nonsense, arsewipe - it's about the most intelligent thing you've come out with.

Careful there Vivi, you know that the opposite of love isn't hate.......... it's indifference. 

[Lucifer]

you don't look middle-aged, you nutter. 

I know Odeon likes being private and all that, but could I just get a glimpse of one of his photoa in private? I promise to delete it after I'm done mastu-- er... I mean viewing it.

ask the O-Man, pea.  not up to me.

you don't look middle-aged, you nutter. 

I don't like thinking of myself as middle aged, either.
I look in the mirror and I see a fifty year old man. I'm OK with that. I have earned every beautiful grey hair the hard way, coerced every delightful wrinkle into being and most of the lines I see, deepen when I smile, but not when I frown.  That makes me the winner.

... but to think that I may have, yet, fifty more years to brave, gives me a case of vapors only a débutante could fake. I am more likely to think of this time as home stretch, for my sanity.

you're dead good-looking, dawg, so don't worry on that account.   

as for ageing...

i'm a capricorn.  we get better as we get older. 

[Lucifer]

oooooooh!  scrap said something nasty!

i'm wounded to my core.

fuck off and post your pseudo porn nonsense, arsewipe - it's about the most intelligent thing you've come out with.

Careful there Vivi, you know that the opposite of love isn't hate.......... it's indifference. 

actually, the opposite of love is loathing.  hate is an attractive force as much as love is.

so, you're going to try indifference and ignore me now, are you?  how jolly.

[The_P]

Consider yourselves lucky that you're not Water Signs: lack of stablility or summat.

[Lucifer]

[DirtDawg]

you don't look middle-aged, you nutter. 

I know Odeon likes being private and all that, but could I just get a glimpse of one of his photoa in private? I promise to delete it after I'm done mastu-- er... I mean viewing it.

ask the O-Man, pea.  not up to me.

you don't look middle-aged, you nutter. 

I don't like thinking of myself as middle aged, either.
I look in the mirror and I see a fifty year old man. I'm OK with that. I have earned every beautiful grey hair the hard way, coerced every delightful wrinkle into being and most of the lines I see, deepen when I smile, but not when I frown.  That makes me the winner.

... but to think that I may have, yet, fifty more years to brave, gives me a case of vapors only a débutante could fake. I am more likely to think of this time as home stretch, for my sanity.

you're dead good-looking, dawg, so don't worry on that account.   

as for ageing...

i'm a capricorn.  we get better as we get older. 

I'm sure you have, but what about a Libra?

To me, it's more that I fear that if this is the halfway point, I may lose the will to continue to push the rope uphill.

[Scrapheap]

oooooooh!  scrap said something nasty!

i'm wounded to my core.

fuck off and post your pseudo porn nonsense, arsewipe - it's about the most intelligent thing you've come out with.

Careful there Vivi, you know that the opposite of love isn't hate.......... it's indifference. 

actually, the opposite of love is loathing.  hate is an attractive force as much as love is.

so, you're going to try indifference and ignore me now, are you?  how jolly.

If only your comprehension skills matched your spelling. Loathe and hate are synonyms.

Good thing you're finnaly admiting your attraction to me.

I knew I could drag a bit of honesty out of you, if I simply persisted. 

[odeon]

you don't look middle-aged, you nutter. 

I know Odeon likes being private and all that, but could I just get a glimpse of one of his photoa in private? I promise to delete it after I'm done mastu-- er... I mean viewing it.

check your email inbox, mate. and be sure to wipe off the keyboard, afterwards.

[Lucifer]

I'm sure you have, but what about a Libra?

have to get a balance all the time, which lends itself to indecisiveness, sometimes.  appreciate the beautiful things in life.  so look in the mirror more often, eh? 

[Lucifer]

oooooooh!  scrap said something nasty!

i'm wounded to my core.

fuck off and post your pseudo porn nonsense, arsewipe - it's about the most intelligent thing you've come out with.

Careful there Vivi, you know that the opposite of love isn't hate.......... it's indifference. 

actually, the opposite of love is loathing.  hate is an attractive force as much as love is.

so, you're going to try indifference and ignore me now, are you?  how jolly.

If only your comprehension skills matched your spelling. Loathe and hate are synonyms.

er, no, actually.  but well done for trying to be intelligent.

Good thing you're finnaly admiting your attraction to me.

yes - i have to admit my finn-aly attraction.  are you finnish too, then?

I knew I could drag a bit of honesty out of you, if I simply persisted. 

dream on, if it gets you through the night.

[odeon]

stick to the emoticons, scrap.

[Scrapheap]

stick to the emoticons, scrap.

Stick to haughtiness odeon and Vivi, it's the only thing you're good at

[Lucifer]

oh, i dunno about that.  we're pretty shit hot at sex, too.

[Scrapheap]

Careful there Vivi, you know that the opposite of love isn't hate.......... it's indifference. 

actually, the opposite of love is loathing.  hate is an attractive force as much as love is.

If only your comprehension skills matched your spelling. Loathe and hate are synonyms.

er, no, actually.  but well done for trying to be intelligent.

Main Entry: loathe 
Pronunciation: \ˈlōth\
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): loathed; loath·ing
Etymology: Middle English lothen, from Old English lāthian to dislike, be hateful, from lāth

 

[The_P]

Hate to say it, but Scrapheap's right.

But be flattered, you two: If he's spending his time trying to unravel any means necessary to humiliate you people, you guys must be worth it.