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Offline Calandale

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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2007, 09:02:49 PM »
Great. Now I'm a widower.  :-[
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2007, 09:27:58 PM »
*comes back to life*

there, now you are a married man.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2007, 09:29:52 PM »
Mmm...undead.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2007, 09:32:30 PM »
semirotten fleshy bits hanging off
decomposing come to halt too late
bloody stains and loose ears
rolling eyeballs dislodged
lips that stick to coffee cups and stay
smells that cause panic and dismay

that's what it's like being a dead man
dead man or woman
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2007, 09:35:10 PM »
Take me now.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2007, 09:36:03 PM »
Jacking off 7?

Hocking a loogie 8?

Fart with a tail 1 and a 1/2?

Pissing blood 0.5?

Diarrhea 1.75?
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2007, 09:38:06 PM »
 ::) Way to get things back on topic.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2007, 09:38:37 PM »
Quote from: calandale on October 07, 2007, 09:35:10 PM
Take me now.

into my tattered arms
i take thee
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2007, 09:38:47 PM »
What about farting out a leprechaun?
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2007, 09:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Skullfucked on October 07, 2007, 09:36:03 PM
Jacking off 7?

Hocking a loogie 8?

Fart with a tail 1 and a 1/2?

Pissing blood 0.5?

Diarrhea 1.75?

aren't we a bit meticulous?
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2007, 09:40:36 PM »
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2007, 09:47:49 PM »
ah the 80s.
looks like Lost Boys.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2007, 11:21:33 PM »
math = death.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2007, 11:26:18 PM »
Just wait until you someone woos you with graph theory. :laugh:
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2007, 11:29:13 PM »
I reject all graph theory.
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