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Bodily evacuations
« on: October 06, 2007, 07:56:12 PM »
If number one is peeing, and number two is shitting,
is vomiting number three?
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2007, 08:07:13 PM »
Yes, but what about menstruation 4
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2007, 09:56:57 PM »
what if an alien hatches in your abdomen and rips its way out? is that number 5?
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2007, 10:02:04 PM »
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2007, 10:02:57 PM »
shitting and puking at the same time must be 6.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2007, 10:05:49 PM »
But, 2 + 3 = 5

Maybe we should number things
using the Godel numbers?
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2007, 01:00:49 AM »
If you starting bringing arithmetic into it, it's not gonna be a huge step to trigonometry, and I have enough trouble with trigonometry that doesn't involve body fluids.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2007, 02:12:07 AM »
Trig would be tricky.
I was thinking that abstract
algebra was more suitable to
this.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2007, 05:13:46 AM »
Is a number 0 when you're not doing anything?  The world demands to know!
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2007, 05:30:12 AM »
And negatives are for insertions?
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2007, 05:42:43 AM »
Quote from: calandale on October 07, 2007, 05:30:12 AM
And negatives are for insertions?
Alcohol = -1
Weed = -2
Crack = -3
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2007, 05:47:45 AM »
Boring. Much more interesting to arrange it so that
we have a zero sum game where needed. Thus,
drinking piss = -1, ect. Though, I still think that
we need to use Godel numbers, to get it correct.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2007, 05:53:54 AM »
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 07, 2007, 01:00:49 AM
If you starting bringing arithmetic into it, it's not gonna be a huge step to trigonometry, and I have enough trouble with trigonometry that doesn't involve body fluids.

It does if you want to find the trajectory of you projectile number 3 ;)
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2007, 07:08:32 AM »
Quote from: Hadron on October 07, 2007, 05:42:43 AM
Quote from: calandale on October 07, 2007, 05:30:12 AM
And negatives are for insertions?
Alcohol = -1
Weed = -2
Crack = -3

But that makes no sense. Drugs (from an evolutationary standpoint) aren't as natural a part of the human existence as sex.  I therefore say that at least some sexual acts should have lower absolute values than drug consumption.
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Re: Bodily evacuations
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2007, 09:01:08 PM »
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