I have fought off my 5th house repossession order!
That's five court order's in six years!
Hopefully the last.
Cleared my arrears.
I am staying put.
Yippeeee
no need to hide behind sofa when the door
knocks anymore
no need to pile up the letters by the door - unopened wooohooooo
"King of my
delapidated 3 bed semi in scumsville Castle again"
and i feel like a dog with two cocks