A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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It hasn't happened yet, but my parents are coming home in about an hour. They have been away all week.
Quote from: renaeden on May 06, 2011, 05:26:15 AMIt hasn't happened yet, but my parents are coming home in about an hour. They have been away all week. Awww, welcome home, renaeden's parents. Please do something about the frogs so she can sleep!
While straightening the house I found a $20 check I'd misplaced (now in the bank), fixed a problem with Prince Albert's mattress, washed and hung clothes, got $ from the bank for the weekend.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 06, 2011, 06:04:20 PMWhile straightening the house I found a $20 check I'd misplaced (now in the bank), fixed a problem with Prince Albert's mattress, washed and hung clothes, got $ from the bank for the weekend.Why didn't you just cash the check?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.