A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 15, 2011, 05:28:58 PMQuote from: PPK on April 15, 2011, 05:24:07 PMI got my tax filed today and have lots of money coming back!. I found an instruction book for my 1040EZ tax form! It was the last one in the tax-preparers' office! Enjoy your refund, wish me luck with mine! I just found the 2008 tax form I didn't send off. It's a good thing we're getting money back.
Quote from: PPK on April 15, 2011, 05:24:07 PMI got my tax filed today and have lots of money coming back!. I found an instruction book for my 1040EZ tax form! It was the last one in the tax-preparers' office! Enjoy your refund, wish me luck with mine!
I got my tax filed today and have lots of money coming back!.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 15, 2011, 08:41:14 PMThanks guys. I love my spazzy friends It's good to have you back, hope you are with us for a long time.
Thanks guys. I love my spazzy friends
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Finding some closure in the death of my great-aunt. She lived until she was 96 which is an amazing thing in itself. She passed away yesterday morning and it was a big struggle for me as we were very close. But today things are easier and I'm processing better. I have several relatives who are in their 90's. Longevity in the genes.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
What's good today? I don't have to feed this dog.
Talked to my daughter over a cup of coffee. I'm so proud of her.
Quote from: odeon on April 16, 2011, 07:24:54 AMTalked to my daughter over a cup of coffee. I'm so proud of her. For anything in particular, or just because.
Quote from: PPK on April 16, 2011, 07:05:37 PMQuote from: odeon on April 16, 2011, 07:24:54 AMTalked to my daughter over a cup of coffee. I'm so proud of her. For anything in particular, or just because.Just because.