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Made it through the day without taking a handful of opiates for my hip pain. That is good.Doc called and set my hip surgery to next month (it was originally scheduled for yesterday). That is not the good part.
Today was trash collection on my street, and I was late bringing my bags outside, so I ran down the street to meet the truck,and this nice sanitation worker took the bags from me, smiling, and said (in his thick Worcester accent): "Don't run, it's only gahbidge! Don't want you falling and getting hurt!"
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Quote from: couldbecousin on February 23, 2011, 06:46:16 AMToday was trash collection on my street, and I was late bringing my bags outside, so I ran down the street to meet the truck,and this nice sanitation worker took the bags from me, smiling, and said (in his thick Worcester accent): "Don't run, it's only gahbidge! Don't want you falling and getting hurt!" And you answered, with the sweetest smile on your face,"Thanks love, don't worry, I'm a weeble, I wobble but never fall down."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on February 23, 2011, 06:46:16 AMToday was trash collection on my street, and I was late bringing my bags outside, so I ran down the street to meet the truck,and this nice sanitation worker took the bags from me, smiling, and said (in his thick Worcester accent): "Don't run, it's only gahbidge! Don't want you falling and getting hurt!" Was he boyfriend material??? i used to go out with a dustman...you just need to jet wash em before they come in the house!!! i remember one time he found a finger in the rubbish and although he was chuffed when he told me (male bravado) it actaully put me off and i didnt see him again! i kept thinking he might have 'body parts' in his pocketsso remember cbc if you date him check his pockets??
Quote from: bodaccea on February 23, 2011, 08:41:18 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 23, 2011, 06:46:16 AMToday was trash collection on my street, and I was late bringing my bags outside, so I ran down the street to meet the truck,and this nice sanitation worker took the bags from me, smiling, and said (in his thick Worcester accent): "Don't run, it's only gahbidge! Don't want you falling and getting hurt!" Was he boyfriend material??? i used to go out with a dustman...you just need to jet wash em before they come in the house!!! i remember one time he found a finger in the rubbish and although he was chuffed when he told me (male bravado) it actaully put me off and i didnt see him again! i kept thinking he might have 'body parts' in his pocketsso remember cbc if you date him check his pockets?? :lol: I'll probably never see the guy again, but that's a great story! Anyway, it was nice of him to think of my safety. Did your bf ever contact the police about that finger? That might have been evidence in a homicide!
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 23, 2011, 08:43:21 AMQuote from: bodaccea on February 23, 2011, 08:41:18 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on February 23, 2011, 06:46:16 AMToday was trash collection on my street, and I was late bringing my bags outside, so I ran down the street to meet the truck,and this nice sanitation worker took the bags from me, smiling, and said (in his thick Worcester accent): "Don't run, it's only gahbidge! Don't want you falling and getting hurt!" Was he boyfriend material??? i used to go out with a dustman...you just need to jet wash em before they come in the house!!! i remember one time he found a finger in the rubbish and although he was chuffed when he told me (male bravado) it actaully put me off and i didnt see him again! i kept thinking he might have 'body parts' in his pocketsso remember cbc if you date him check his pockets?? :lol: I'll probably never see the guy again, but that's a great story! Anyway, it was nice of him to think of my safety. Did your bf ever contact the police about that finger? That might have been evidence in a homicide! huh shhhh we dont talk to the filth in this hood no i did ask him that at the time and he said lots of things go unreported to save the hassle of having the bin wagon delayed and because they start real early they like to be back home in the afternoons!!!
Got a free copy of Stieg Larsson's movie trilogy, "The Girl ... " due to our promotional stance. (I chose the Blu-ray)I have not seen the movies, but they DO sell like crazy! Should I open it and watch the movies or should I just ebay the thing and enjoy the money?Comments?..... please?
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