A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Is there a way to turn 'getting the eye' into 'getting some sex' in encounters such as that?
Quote from: Peter on March 09, 2008, 08:56:13 AMIs there a way to turn 'getting the eye' into 'getting some sex' in encounters such as that?Were they old enough for sex, or were they jailbait?
Quote from: Peter on March 09, 2008, 08:56:13 AMIs there a way to turn 'getting the eye' into 'getting some sex' in encounters such as that?Rohypnol. or a large club.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 09, 2008, 09:12:53 AMQuote from: Peter on March 09, 2008, 08:56:13 AMIs there a way to turn 'getting the eye' into 'getting some sex' in encounters such as that?Rohypnol. or a large club.I considered that, but I'd left my rohphynoll and club at home. Maybe I should teach Waggy to follow scent trails so that I could track them down and break into the houses while they're sleeping?