A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Made my first knitting project. Sorry for the huge shitty picture.
My husband bought me stargazer lilies, made me an omelette for breakfast, and took our daughter and me out for dinner tonight.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I started off mothers day with a gift from my cat. A dead mouse left for me outside my bedroom door.
I have fought off my 5th house repossession order!That's five court order's in six years! Hopefully the last.Cleared my arrears.I am staying put.Yippeeee no need to hide behind sofa when the doorknocks anymore no need to pile up the letters by the door - unopened wooohooooo"King of my delapidated 3 bed semi in scumsville Castle again"and i feel like a dog with two cocks