What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?A pool table.
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This dude named soph sat next to me, I saw bulge He had nice features, and his butt was round Nice face, I'm gay.Soon as he got a boner, I almost cummed on the floor in the libary
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 24, 2009, 09:56:04 AMMy sister saved my butt I read that too fast and thought you typed "shaved".I spit water all over the screen.
My sister saved my butt
My wife and baby didn't die while waiting for the tow truck when the car broke down on a stretch of freeway that didn't have an emergency lane. The car was just over a crest and they got a fire truck there to park behind her in case a large truck couldn't stop or change lanes in time.
Awesome!
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 25, 2009, 01:02:47 PMAwesome!Lol got it done cause i'm gonna be hooked up with a security job. Needed a job so I can pay for college along with my MGIB, so I went to assisted employment. They were like dude you're awesome sure we can find you a job!