Got a $5000 check it the mail 
don't panic! i can help you spend it, no problem.
no no, don't thank me - it really is no bother at all. 
Hey, I hope he has a bunch of it left to play with. I had a decent amount from my tax refund this year, but I had some chores to catch up on (OH! ... and that fucking lightening thing that KILLED my freeZer and refriGerator), before I could play.
Next thing I knew, it was gone.
*gawd my typing sucks these days. Edited for literacy.