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Re: ffs, entertain me
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2007, 04:48:07 PM »
jesus christ on a bike - can i be your manager?  i'm going to make a fucking fortune!!!  :woohoo:

what'll we name it?  it should be something significant, which reminds us of its conception.

"Viagra" is a pretty name.
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« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2007, 04:49:32 PM »
poor kid. they'll spam him to death. :P
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Re: ffs, entertain me
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2007, 04:50:58 PM »
gods, you're stupid.  since when has Viagra been a boy's name?

moronic bloody foreigner.

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Re: ffs, entertain me
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2007, 04:52:03 PM »
you going to call our love child "it"? :o
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Re: ffs, entertain me
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2007, 04:52:53 PM »
if it gets your looks, then Cousin It will be about right.
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« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2007, 04:53:41 PM »
You just had a Hand in it, then? ;D
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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2007, 04:54:58 PM »
you are really, really stupid.  the hand was called Thing, and i'm not calling a child of mine Thing.

of course, if it looks like me, we can always call it Morticia.   :eyelash:
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2007, 04:56:38 PM »
Morticia Viagra does sound kind of cool. 8)
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2007, 04:57:55 PM »
er...

well, you would think so.  but then, you think wearing sandals with socks is daring.

would that be hyphenated?
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« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2007, 04:59:41 PM »
i don't know about you but i do think that Morticia Viagra *is* kind of daring. poor kid will have to learn how to fight.
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2007, 05:01:13 PM »
perhaps it should be called Walter Mitty.  after all, you are completely deluded about being With Child, you know.

i'll explain about the birds and the bees for you.  are you listening carefully?

/whispers...
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Re: ffs, entertain me
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2007, 05:01:55 PM »
i'm just overweight, then? :LMAO:
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Re: ffs, entertain me
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2007, 05:03:05 PM »
um, how shall i put this...?

yes.  get some exercise, Fatty Finn.  :smarty:
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« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2007, 05:05:12 PM »
i'm so relieved. is there any particular kind of exercise you'd recommend?  :dance:
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Re: ffs, entertain me
« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2007, 05:06:14 PM »
well, you obviously seem keen to dance like a spaz, so don't let me stop you.   :-*
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