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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #90 on: January 06, 2011, 07:31:08 PM »
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Why do they put heater cores in such inaccessible places

Because automotive engineers are all sadists who love to piss off mechanics, or anyone else who works on cars.

Nope.  Because all automotive engineers are all men and stupid as all fuck.

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That's what my Dad would say every time he worked on the cars.

Your dad said that he was stupid as all fuck??  :zombiefuck:

No, that automotive engineers were stupid as all fuck for putting things his large hands couldn't reach.  That's why I had to help him.  I had the smallest hands in the family.  Started about 7 or 8 years old.
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #91 on: January 06, 2011, 07:31:58 PM »
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You look really brave and manly. Now answer the fucking questions 8)

Go piss up a rope.  :finger:

You're just throwing insults around because you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions, and you're not  :viking: enough to admit that you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions :P




In case you forgot what the questions are:

How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger?  :orly: :orly:
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #92 on: January 06, 2011, 07:42:32 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on January 06, 2011, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 07:27:10 PM
Quote from: Deadbeat Cousin on January 06, 2011, 12:26:00 PM
You look really brave and manly. Now answer the fucking questions 8)

Go piss up a rope.  :finger:

You're just throwing insults around because you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions, and you're not  :viking: enough to admit that you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions :P




In case you forgot what the questions are:

How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger?  :orly: :orly:

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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #93 on: January 06, 2011, 09:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on January 06, 2011, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 07:27:10 PM
Quote from: Deadbeat Cousin on January 06, 2011, 12:26:00 PM
You look really brave and manly. Now answer the fucking questions 8)

Go piss up a rope.  :finger:

You're just throwing insults around because you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions, and you're not  :viking: enough to admit that you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions :P

You're not  :viking: enough to answer my questions, hypocrite!! :smarty:
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #94 on: January 06, 2011, 09:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 09:51:34 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on January 06, 2011, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 07:27:10 PM
Quote from: Deadbeat Cousin on January 06, 2011, 12:26:00 PM
You look really brave and manly. Now answer the fucking questions 8)

Go piss up a rope.  :finger:

You're just throwing insults around because you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions, and you're not  :viking: enough to admit that you're not  :viking: enough to answer the questions :P

You're not  :viking: enough to answer my questions, hypocrite!! :smarty:

At least I can admit that I'm not  :viking: enough to answer them. All you need to do is admit you're not  :viking: enough, and I'll accept that you're not as  :viking: as I thought you were, and stop asking you ;)
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #95 on: January 06, 2011, 10:13:12 PM »
It's not an issue of me not being  :viking:, it's an issue of reciprocity.

If you had answered my questions, I would've answered yours. :smarty:
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #96 on: January 06, 2011, 10:20:10 PM »
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 10:13:12 PM
It's not an issue of me not being  :viking:, it's an issue of reciprocity.

If you had answered my questions, I would've answered yours. :smarty:

Ren answered your questions. If she were to ask you my questions, would you answer them then?
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #97 on: January 06, 2011, 10:22:41 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on January 06, 2011, 10:20:10 PM
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 10:13:12 PM
It's not an issue of me not being  :viking:, it's an issue of reciprocity.

If you had answered my questions, I would've answered yours. :smarty:

Ren answered your questions. If she were to ask you my questions, would you answer them then?

Ren would have to ask me her own questions, not yours.  :P
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #98 on: January 06, 2011, 10:27:22 PM »
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 10:22:41 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on January 06, 2011, 10:20:10 PM
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 10:13:12 PM
It's not an issue of me not being  :viking:, it's an issue of reciprocity.

If you had answered my questions, I would've answered yours. :smarty:

Ren answered your questions. If she were to ask you my questions, would you answer them then?

Ren would have to ask me her own questions, not yours.  :P

You're determined to wriggle out of this. I think it's kinda sweet in a way. I used to think you were a bit of a "bad-ass" for want of a better word, but now I think you're just a big cuddly pussy cat :kissykissy:
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #99 on: January 06, 2011, 10:36:58 PM »
PM some similar questions to ren and ask her to ask them

God I'm a genius  :autism:
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #100 on: January 06, 2011, 10:43:12 PM »
The title of the thread says you will answer all and I think your answers would be interesting.
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #101 on: January 06, 2011, 10:49:42 PM »
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The title of the thread says you will answer all

Good point :orly:
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #102 on: January 06, 2011, 10:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on January 06, 2011, 10:27:22 PM
You're determined to wriggle out of this. I think it's kinda sweet in a way. I used to think you were a bit of a "bad-ass" for want of a better word, but now I think you're just a big cuddly pussy cat :kissykissy:

:LMAO:

You really are pulling out all the stops aren't you Butterflies??

I might just answer your questions because you're being so persistent and cute.  :eyelash:

Meh, maybe tomorrow.  ;)
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #103 on: January 06, 2011, 10:59:52 PM »
Oh, I almost forgot.

If you PM me your n00dz, I'll answer for sure!!!  :eyebrows:
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Re: Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #104 on: January 06, 2011, 11:02:27 PM »
Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 10:53:50 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on January 06, 2011, 10:27:22 PM
You're determined to wriggle out of this. I think it's kinda sweet in a way. I used to think you were a bit of a "bad-ass" for want of a better word, but now I think you're just a big cuddly pussy cat :kissykissy:

:LMAO:

You really are pulling out all the stops aren't you Butterflies??

I might just answer your questions because you're being so persistent and cute.  :eyelash:

Meh, maybe tomorrow.  ;)

Awww.. Now I just want to rub your tummy, and tickle you behind your eaers :laugh:

Quote from: Scrap Kinison on January 06, 2011, 10:59:52 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.

If you PM me your n00dz, I'll answer for sure!!!  :eyebrows:


Sounds like a fair deal to me :orly:
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