Ask Tequila Anything!

[Calandale]

Stinky pinky?

[Tequila]

What are your favorite beers/ales ??

Haven't been drinking as much as I used to but ones I like include:

Bowland beer
Harviestoun Bitter and Twisted
Jennings' Cumberland Ale
Okocim
Theakston's Mild and Old Peculier

Now, I can recommend you loads of different real ciders. 

Have you ever been in the US before ??

Never been outside the EU (sorry, tell a lie - I was in Cyprus in 1997).

If you had a car that could do the speed of light, and you turned the headlights on, what would happen ??

I think I know the answer to this.  I think the headlights would go at the speed of the car?

Do you have a crush on me?

I think you look very cute.  Emphasis on the very.  I probably wouldn't date you though. 

[Calandale]

I figure that the car would slip back in time,
and the light would be scattered throughout
the eons.

[Tequila]

They're bringing back Knight Rider I hear.  I never watched that.  Maybe we should ask him?

[Lurker]

what is that, a condom brand??

[Calandale]

 

Ya put's it in yer kit.

[duncvis]

Knight Rider was the shit. I spent most of the mid 80s craving a car that talked. All that AND The Hoff. 

[Tequila]

Well, he's hit hard times at the moment, hasn't he, what with the drinking and whatnot.

[enronh]

Where the fuck is your avatar?

[Tequila]

I'll have to get one up. 

[duncvis]

Well, he's hit hard times at the moment, hasn't he, what with the drinking and whatnot.

I didn't know, but its got to be tough being a sex symbol for the youth of Germany an all. Poor Hoff.

[enronh]

I'll have to get one up. 

I only kidding you man. You don't have to. 

[Tequila]

Fuck off, I've already done it now.  Anyway, I was in need of a disgusting distinguishing feature.

[Calandale]

Knight Rider was the shit. I spent most of the mid 80s craving a car that talked. All that AND The Hoff. 

You craved the Hoff?

[Natalia Evans]

What are your favorite beers/ales ??

Haven't been drinking as much as I used to but ones I like include:

Bowland beer
Harviestoun Bitter and Twisted
Jennings' Cumberland Ale
Okocim
Theakston's Mild and Old Peculier

Now, I can recommend you loads of different real ciders. 

Have you ever been in the US before ??

Never been outside the EU (sorry, tell a lie - I was in Cyprus in 1997).

If you had a car that could do the speed of light, and you turned the headlights on, what would happen ??

I think I know the answer to this.  I think the headlights would go at the speed of the car?

Do you have a crush on me?

I think you look very cute.  Emphasis on the very. I probably wouldn't date you though. 

Why Not? Two reasons, I'm already taken and the nappies?