Hi there...

[odeon]

welcome, n00b.

[Phlexor]

Hail Lord Phlexor!!  Glad to see you made it here!

As for a vasectomy, I had one done 14 years ago.  The Doctor was great, I was awake thru out the procedure and felt no pain during and after.  They gave me a shot of demerol 150mg 2 hours before and that was pretty effective.  I know how you feel about the thought, but, having sex without the risk is an awesome feeling!

Oh look! its uncle Ozy come to greet me 

I have to say, it isnt the pain that worries me, although if there was pain, it would worry me. I guess I have control issues, and Im sure as a nurse, you've seen those ppl, big scary guys who look tough, but freak out in a hospital where there arent in control.

But yeah, it will be good when I dont have to worry about creating a womb infestation. Then the Baby Gravey will be an OPP, Other Persons Problem 

Yeah, after I got done and they wheeled me out to the recovery room.  I did so well with the prodecure, they put me next to a guy who was next in line for a vasectomy.  He wa REALLY nervous.  He calmed down a bit after I told him, that I felt no pain and that It felt great to get it done.  I was talking and joking with the nurses and the doctor, who was excellent btw.  Anyway, I didn't hear any screaming from the OR while I was there.  And, yes, I have seen the big manly dudes, go emo and stuff when they get into the hospital.

As for control, just think of having the ultimate control, sex with NO worries, anytime, anyplace!

Nah, I'm shit scared of Doctors, Hospitals, Needles, Pain, pain in me from any of that shit.

Sexy nurses in short skirts and with suspenders and stockings though, 

I wonder how Ozy would look in that kinda sexy nurse outfit? 

[Phlexor]

My cousin Brian had 3 kids with his first wife (1 died) and then got a vasectomy.   He then got it reversed and has had another 4 kids with his current wife.   So yeah if you get a vasectomy and want to have kids again, you can get it reversed.

I don't think I could ever handle the death of one of my children, fingers crossed that it doesnt happen to me.

But yeah, there is no chance that I want any more children, even if I end up re-marrying at some point in my life. No more Kids. Been there, done that, got the coffe mug.

What no Tee shirt??

No, this is the T-Shirt I have. Very retro and very much me. 

[Phlexor]

I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.

Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.

Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.

But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.

I had one of those a few months ago. it wasn't that bad. 

You're such a liar 

Do you kiss your mother father with that mouth?

Me? A liar? 

Depends on how much of a pussy you are really. I sang an interesting song in the key of owww when the surgeon was tugging on me nut-strings, but it was over fairly quickly... apart from a few days of having bollocks like satsumas. 

Oh yeah, I'm a GIANT FUCKING PUSSY, when it comes to pain and shit. Too bad you can't buy pethadine at the supermarket. I'd be a junkie for that shit fer sure.

[Phlexor]

welcome, n00b.

n00b!

Im 35, started using and programming computers at 13, started chat BBS'ing at 19 and now I'm 35, n00b indeed! 

Ah well I'm the n00b here I guess, that counts. Gotta start my way at the bottom of the shit heap and work my way up like everyone else..... to the top of the shit heap! 

[odeon]

welcome, n00b.

n00b!

Im 35, started using and programming computers at 13, started chat BBS'ing at 19 and now I'm 35, n00b indeed! 

Ah well I'm the n00b here I guess, that counts. Gotta start my way at the bottom of the shit heap and work my way up like everyone else..... to the top of the shit heap! 

tough. but, as you pointed out, you are a n00b here, and besides, i started using computers before you did, so there.

[Natalia Evans]

I have OCD for Benny & Joon and Spokane so watch out.


What's AI?

Not that I wouldn't have guess 

I have to say, it's one of about a hand full of Johnny Depp films that my wife doesn't own, being a Johnny Depp fan herself.

Although I have to admit, he is quite a good actor, and I guess easy on the eyes for you ladies.

You ever seen the movie?

Have you been to Spokane?

[Calandale]

Depends on how cute you are.
There aren't many people I'm
willing to share with.

Is that cute as in looks or cute as in personality? And I'n not wearing a dress for you, well not until you buy me a few drinks first anyway.

Both really. No need for clothing though.

Half the fun is in the unwrapping of the presents.

Wanna be flayed?

[Calandale]

Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.

But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.

You can reach?

Cool. Most guys can't.

[Calandale]

Im 35, started using and programming computers at 13, started chat BBS'ing at 19 and now I'm 35, n00b indeed! 

Young un, who started late.

40, and started around 7. 

[ozymandias]

I wonder how Ozy would look in that kinda sexy nurse outfit? 

Well, at 6 feet tall and 150 pounds,  after I shaved my legs and put on the right makeup, wig and falsies.  I'd probably look pretty hot!

[odeon]

pics, please.

[duncvis]

if only to pacify the disturbing image parading through my head.

[ozymandias]

In your dreams, my dear boys, In your dreams!

With a black wig and the right makeup.......................I could pass as Vivi's evil older sister!

[odeon]

i think vivi's the evil one, actually.