Catholic?

["couldbecousin"]

You're encouraging us to troll you? I am , so I don't troll.

  You are not    at all!  You are listed as the most recent poster in that wicked, wicked foreskin thread!

[Semicolon]

You're encouraging us to troll you? I am , so I don't troll.

  You are not    at all!  You are listed as the most recent poster in that wicked, wicked foreskin thread!

I was commenting that I am too to look at the pictures.

[Jack]

Oh my.

[Semicolon]

Oh my.

Yes, CBC is trolling.

I won't post a George Takei picture. Here's a penguin picture instead:

[Jack]

Much better.

[DirtDawg]

Catholic?

Me, not so much.

Been to about fifty Catholic weddings and about thirty Catholic funerals. (not to mention about two hundred Quineaneras)

Priests always tried to make me "make"  specific gestures to denote that I was not Catholic, every time before I approach "Teh Blessed," etc.

I do not take any of their shit nearly as seriously as they do and I do not understand why they expect those who ARE NOT CATHOLIC to do their little gestures, anyway!!

I mean to begin with, I could NEVER be Catholic. 

I DO NOT kneel before God!  I STAND up to Him and I ask for him to prove himself, every time or at least once and for all. He, no I mean HE, has not done so (yet?) and I have a mixed feeeling thing going on. Maybe I am to be smitten or rewarded more.

The fact of my life having been protected on many occasions by some kind of Guardian Angel (Gabriel) is not enough for me. I want to stand up before GOD, before I close the case.

I am told I will have my own turn and I will be forced to kneel.

See?  How much of this shit do YOU buy into?

Catholic?  Not so much!

[odeon]

I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

[DirtDawg]

I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.

[Semicolon]

I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

You could become a Lutheran. It would be stereotypical.

[Parts]

Catholic?

Me, not so much.

Been to about fifty Catholic weddings and about thirty Catholic funerals. (not to mention about two hundred Quineaneras)

Priests always tried to make me "make"  specific gestures to denote that I was not Catholic, every time before I approach "Teh Blessed," etc.

I do not take any of their shit nearly as seriously as they do and I do not understand why they expect those who ARE NOT CATHOLIC to do their little gestures, anyway!!

I mean to begin with, I could NEVER be Catholic. 

I DO NOT kneel before God!  I STAND up to Him and I ask for him to prove himself, every time or at least once and for all. He, no I mean HE, has not done so (yet?) and I have a mixed feeeling thing going on. Maybe I am to be smitten or rewarded more.

The fact of my life having been protected on many occasions by some kind of Guardian Angel (Gabriel) is not enough for me. I want to stand up before GOD, before I close the case.

I am told I will have my own turn and I will be forced to kneel.

See?  How much of this shit do YOU buy into?

Catholic?  Not so much!

Catholics like to combine aerobics with their services,  sit, stand, sit, stand, kneel,stand, sit, kneel, stand 


Here's something anyone growing up catholic would recognize, a box of communion wafers  

Well really they are 2 9/16 inch Styrofoam plugs I use at work but they look and taste the same 

[Jack]

So that's how you plug all those holes.

[odeon]

I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.

He can't prove my existence any more than I can his.

[Semicolon]

So that's how you plug all those holes.

Parts is a hole-plugging expert.

[DirtDawg]

I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.

He can't prove my existence any more than I can his.

Sorry. I did not know you had been in so close contact with TeH Devine Entity.

 

[Semicolon]

I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.

He can't prove my existence any more than I can his.

Sorry. I did not know you had been in so close contact with TeH Devine Entity.

 

CBC's mother has a direct line.