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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2007, 08:09:01 AM »
I bet you wish I choked you, literally also.

However, I would be too busy choking Jessica with my cock down her throat, as its too rich.  I could also say me choking her literally is like having sex, as its so good, it takes the life out of her. 
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2007, 11:14:47 AM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on September 26, 2007, 07:47:53 AM
So, my mom does it to me, and I don't care.

As long as it doesnt bother anyone else, there is no need to be embarassed.

Its like going to a nude beach.

Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on September 26, 2007, 08:09:01 AM
I bet you wish I choked you, literally also.

However, I would be too busy choking Jessica with my cock down her throat, as its too rich.  I could also say me choking her literally is like having sex, as its so good, it takes the life out of her. 

fuck me sideways. I wonder what Randy's dreams are like?
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2007, 11:31:57 AM »
I like Homer choking his son.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2007, 01:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Peter on September 26, 2007, 08:01:48 AM
Translation:

'I choke Neuroman and he loves it!'

LOL. Actually no. I have never choked Neuroman. I just like to leave red herrings to screw with people. One day you'll believe me.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2007, 01:02:57 PM »
The guy from INXS died choking himself while masturbating btw.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2007, 01:08:56 PM »
Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2007, 01:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 26, 2007, 01:08:56 PM
Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.

Wasn't exactly directing that at you, most people are aware that choking yourself or others can result in death haha.   

Oh look at your karma.   Can't have anyone yaying or gheying you I guess.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2007, 01:17:52 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on September 26, 2007, 07:47:53 AM
So, my mom does it to me, and I don't care.

As long as it doesnt bother anyone else, there is no need to be embarassed.

Its like going to a nude beach.

 :o

Your mom chokes you while you masturbate?  That's pretty twisted.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2007, 02:46:33 PM »
 :plus:

Glad someone else caught that.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2007, 04:48:09 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on September 26, 2007, 01:13:38 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 26, 2007, 01:08:56 PM
Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.

Wasn't exactly directing that at you, most people are aware that choking yourself or others can result in death haha.   

Oh look at your karma.   Can't have anyone yaying or gheying you I guess.

Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.

???
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2007, 04:50:07 PM »
Quote from: calandale on September 26, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
:plus:

Glad someone else caught that.


Oh, I caught it, but I wasn't quite sure my "Twisted, Sick Fucking Bitch" response would have been appropriate as long as he still wakes up afterward.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2007, 06:01:33 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 04:48:09 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on September 26, 2007, 01:13:38 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 26, 2007, 01:08:56 PM
Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.

Wasn't exactly directing that at you, most people are aware that choking yourself or others can result in death haha.   

Oh look at your karma.   Can't have anyone yaying or gheying you I guess.

Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.

???

Not even me, but I'll start playing now.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2007, 07:14:36 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 04:48:09 PM
Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.

???

:LOL: Oh, it was you. You and Callaway - I get 69'ed by the strangest people.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2007, 07:18:09 PM »
dammit! Got my timing wrong.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2007, 07:24:08 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 26, 2007, 07:14:36 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 04:48:09 PM
Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.

???

:LOL: Oh, it was you. You and Callaway - I get 69'ed by the strangest people.

We are strange, are we?

I'm not strange.  Are you strange, DirtDawg?

 :lol:

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