A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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jack nicholson is da bomb
How come when they saw jack nicholson applying for the job they didnt immediately know they hired a latent homicidal maniac?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Wondering how many women have experienced octuple penetration.
To clarify, by octuple penetration, I mean having something in each orifice; vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, both nostrils and both ears, rather than having eight cocks in her vagina and nowhere else.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
It's possible to have two cocks in the pussy and two in the arsehole at the same time, though, no problem. That's called DVDA in the porn business...