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Offline QuirkyCarla

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5130 on: December 27, 2006, 08:42:59 PM »
jack nicholson is da bomb
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5131 on: December 27, 2006, 09:17:54 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on December 27, 2006, 08:42:59 PM
jack nicholson is da bomb

**ozymandias pictures QC's head turning into a mushroom cloud***

Far out man! :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5132 on: December 27, 2006, 09:27:44 PM »
 ;)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5133 on: December 27, 2006, 11:05:17 PM »
WOW!!! 9 guests and 5 users...............

everybody look sharp,.....we're on display!!!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5134 on: December 27, 2006, 11:11:32 PM »
* Nomaken thinks, "I've got to think of something clever to say... fast!"

Um....hair?

* Nomaken thinks, "Okay, maybe that was too fast."
« Last Edit: December 27, 2006, 11:13:26 PM by Nomaken »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5135 on: December 28, 2006, 07:44:25 AM »
Just got up thinking of making coffee.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5136 on: December 28, 2006, 07:45:39 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 27, 2006, 08:42:02 PM
How come when they saw jack nicholson applying for the job they didnt immediately know they hired a latent homicidal maniac?

Because then the film would have ended there.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5137 on: December 28, 2006, 08:58:23 AM »
Wondering how many women have experienced octuple penetration.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5138 on: December 28, 2006, 10:03:04 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 28, 2006, 08:58:23 AM
Wondering how many women have experienced octuple penetration.

Probably just a few. I'd guess that many more have had triple or at least double penetration.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5139 on: December 28, 2006, 10:25:28 AM »
To clarify, by octuple penetration, I mean having something in each orifice; vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, both nostrils and both ears, rather than having eight cocks in her vagina and nowhere else.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5140 on: December 28, 2006, 10:30:03 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 28, 2006, 10:25:28 AM
To clarify, by octuple penetration, I mean having something in each orifice; vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, both nostrils and both ears, rather than having eight cocks in her vagina and nowhere else.

LOL
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5141 on: December 28, 2006, 10:33:16 AM »
* Crazy Bitch pictures some poor woman having sex while so sick with a cold she has tissue in her nose, q-tips in her ears, an enema going and a confused tampon in her urethra because she's been pissing blood
* Crazy Bitch begins to pity the guy who's fucking this woman, too
* Crazy Bitch wonders if nontuple penetration would occur if this woman had lint in her belly button
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5142 on: December 28, 2006, 10:36:32 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 28, 2006, 10:25:28 AM
To clarify, by octuple penetration, I mean having something in each orifice; vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, both nostrils and both ears, rather than having eight cocks in her vagina and nowhere else.

Please, enlighten us. What kind of specialized, forked penetration accoutrement is capable of attending, both, vagina and urethra? Do you have a link for those, too?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5143 on: December 28, 2006, 10:37:31 AM »
It's possible to have two cocks in the pussy and two in the arsehole at the same time, though, no problem. That's called DVDA in the porn business...
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5144 on: December 28, 2006, 10:44:46 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on December 28, 2006, 10:37:31 AM
It's possible to have two cocks in the pussy and two in the arsehole at the same time, though, no problem. That's called DVDA in the porn business...

I realized there is barely a limit to the amount of stretching the female is capable of tolerating, but what the hell do they do with all those extra arms and legs, in the way?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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