Post what you're thinking right now.

[QuirkyCarla]

jack nicholson is da bomb

[ozymandias]

jack nicholson is da bomb

**ozymandias pictures QC's head turning into a mushroom cloud***

Far out man!

[QuirkyCarla]

 

[Scrapheap]

WOW!!! 9 guests and 5 users...............

everybody look sharp,.....we're on display!!!

[Nomaken]

* Nomaken thinks, "I've got to think of something clever to say... fast!"

Um....hair?

* Nomaken thinks, "Okay, maybe that was too fast."

[Leto729]

Just got up thinking of making coffee.

[Litigious]

How come when they saw jack nicholson applying for the job they didnt immediately know they hired a latent homicidal maniac?

Because then the film would have ended there.

[Peter]

Wondering how many women have experienced octuple penetration.

[Litigious]

Wondering how many women have experienced octuple penetration.

Probably just a few. I'd guess that many more have had triple or at least double penetration.

[Peter]

To clarify, by octuple penetration, I mean having something in each orifice; vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, both nostrils and both ears, rather than having eight cocks in her vagina and nowhere else.

[Randy]

To clarify, by octuple penetration, I mean having something in each orifice; vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, both nostrils and both ears, rather than having eight cocks in her vagina and nowhere else.

LOL

[El]

* Crazy Bitch pictures some poor woman having sex while so sick with a cold she has tissue in her nose, q-tips in her ears, an enema going and a confused tampon in her urethra because she's been pissing blood

* Crazy Bitch begins to pity the guy who's fucking this woman, too

* Crazy Bitch wonders if nontuple penetration would occur if this woman had lint in her belly button

[DirtDawg]

To clarify, by octuple penetration, I mean having something in each orifice; vagina, anus, mouth, urethra, both nostrils and both ears, rather than having eight cocks in her vagina and nowhere else.

Please, enlighten us. What kind of specialized, forked penetration accoutrement is capable of attending, both, vagina and urethra? Do you have a link for those, too?

[Litigious]

It's possible to have two cocks in the pussy and two in the arsehole at the same time, though, no problem. That's called DVDA in the porn business...

[DirtDawg]

It's possible to have two cocks in the pussy and two in the arsehole at the same time, though, no problem. That's called DVDA in the porn business...

I realized there is barely a limit to the amount of stretching the female is capable of tolerating, but what the hell do they do with all those extra arms and legs, in the way?