Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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I have entered a moment in my life when there appears to be absolutely nothing of interest going on. There is nothing going on on here. I am not studying anything exciting. I feel barren and boring. All I can think of to do is sit, and sleep. I am wasting so much time. But nothing I can think of sounds promising or rewarding.The only thing of interest I can think of is that lately it seems people are way hornier than usual. I asked my friends about it and they've noticed they've been hornier than usual too. Because this seems harmless and inexplicable, i decided to blame something totally outrageous like the French, or Global warming.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Hot today, was hot yesterday, going to be hot tomorrow
The only thing of interest I can think of is that lately it seems people are way hornier than usual. I asked my friends about it and they've noticed they've been hornier than usual too.
yes, i've been hornier than usual too lol
Time to pick up the "Fruit of the womb" at the bus stop.
Quote from: ozymandias on December 18, 2006, 01:35:30 PMTime to pick up the "Fruit of the womb" at the bus stop. Your fault for not wearing a rubber johnny beforehand.