Twunt: Because sometimes twat and cunt just aren't enough.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I really just want to find a site that has a quick-and-easy UV index forecast that gtakes weather into account so I can know the best times of day to go walking and fry myself tomorrow and Sunday.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I dont wanna wait anymore
People are fucking stupid!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?