Marriage....because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.
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Quote from: InternationalGrandMaster. on June 27, 2011, 11:24:50 AMGot to be a lot more comfortable than the race bike I'm on. What kind of bike are you on??
Got to be a lot more comfortable than the race bike I'm on.
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 27, 2011, 11:40:47 AMQuote from: InternationalGrandMaster. on June 27, 2011, 11:24:50 AMGot to be a lot more comfortable than the race bike I'm on. What kind of bike are you on??Gixxer 750 (gsx-r).
Sometimes I dream about sex positions. All there is in the dream are people, on a bed, and my analysing the lines of sex talk that can happen are like sub dreams of the position.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
One of my axolotls has learned to pester me for food whenever I enter the room by excitedly trying to swim towards me through the glass and then waiting at the surface of the water to take a pellet from my fingers.
Quote from: Heinrich on June 26, 2011, 01:08:51 PMme too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What have you gotta do, crip?Im also going into hospital, you also having surgery?We can be hospital buddies!
me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What have you gotta do, crip?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 25, 2011, 11:14:40 PMQuote from: odeon on June 25, 2011, 04:16:56 PMLincoln Continentals are v cool.Cooler than Jags?No, not in my book, but tastes vary. I think the modern Lincoln continentals are great cars.
Quote from: odeon on June 25, 2011, 04:16:56 PMLincoln Continentals are v cool.Cooler than Jags?
Lincoln Continentals are v cool.
Quote from: Peter on June 28, 2011, 03:55:53 AMOne of my axolotls has learned to pester me for food whenever I enter the room by excitedly trying to swim towards me through the glass and then waiting at the surface of the water to take a pellet from my fingers.Sounds like that cute little axolotl has you well trained, Peter.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
some guy just asked me, seriously, if he could eat my shit. I threw up in my moth a little. Got outfreaked. doesnt happen often, but when it does i feel incredibly normal.