OMFG, my friend from freaking HIGH SCHOOL called me a few minutes ago

I havent seen him in like 4 years o_O
but he was like my best friend back then,
he even kissed me one time and i passed out, yeah that mutual crush died when we were 16, nothing kinky about to happen here

but
holy fuck i cant believe it
and he lives close
coming over to burn a fat joint later

and if i was off with that silly boy I probably wouldnt have answered my phone. Oh fickle fate.