A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I could go to the kitchen to a grab a bite to eat. Think I should.
There's some extra food (done some grocery buying yesterday).. Care for a slice of baguette with some smoked salmon on it (squeeze of lemon juice/salt and pepper)? Well, that's what I'm having at the moment (with some tea that is).
Don't you like to eat fish or solely smoked salmon? Well, juice, salt and pepper is, imo, an unmissable addition here. (seafood and something sourish like lemon juice are a really good combo.
Favourite here is smoked mackerel, I think. Gadidae family is lovely too. Haddock, cod, blue whiting, etc.. um, really nice. Well, I love to eat fish and don't really understand someone who says s/he doesn't like to. Well, everybody should suit themselves of course.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
9:30 am and no rapturegoddamnit, Jesus, hurry up im getting impatient with you
oh, you will
Quote from: eris on May 21, 2011, 07:27:28 AMoh, you will You don't know that, you're not God.