A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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The random truth about yourself thread. I toyed with a thought that most people, I would imagine, would prefer to not consider. Another thought that no one would probably ever want to consider is: How many gallons of menstrual fluid do women produce on average during their lifetime.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Wait a minute... happy hump day? It's not the 5th day yet is it? *looks at wrist, there is no watch there*Although it would make sense.
Quote from: Nomaken on November 15, 2006, 05:20:58 PMWait a minute... happy hump day? It's not the 5th day yet is it? *looks at wrist, there is no watch there*Although it would make sense.they call Wednesdays the "hump" of the week, since it's the middle of the week, at least here in the US.
I think I need to go to bed! I think therefore I................. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
During the resting stage of sleep, you don't think, therefore you're not.