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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28906 on: May 03, 2011, 06:23:58 PM »
housework is like a really big fetish actually

that one boy that I was seeing that had a girlfriend cleaned my house in a little sissy maid uniform

there are guys that just want to hand me the key to their chastity belt, come and scrub my floor and leave with no sex no reward no punushment, nothing

they just want me to hold the key, and let them clean

then there are the ones that like to be YELLED at while they clean




I never get surprised by fetishes. And ones where boys want to clean my house for me are greatly appreciated.
Damn it eris, now I'm tempted to troll kinky web sites so I too can have boys come to my house, clean, leave, and feel like I'm sexy for letting them do so.   :laugh:  (Actually the last part is irrelevant)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28907 on: May 03, 2011, 06:25:24 PM »
 :meditate:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28908 on: May 03, 2011, 06:44:53 PM »
grrr. I hate boys

im weird ?

ME ?

you wear diapers and like girls to yell at you while you do laundry

I think you should re-evaluate your definition of weird

  Yelling at someone in the laundry room sounds like the kind of sexual activity even I could get into!   :2thumbsup:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28909 on: May 04, 2011, 03:48:47 AM »
I'm trying "Roses, kittens, chocolate,..... "           AAAAARRRRRRCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH.

I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28910 on: May 04, 2011, 06:07:04 AM »
*Looks at username*

Hmmmmmm....:chin:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28911 on: May 04, 2011, 06:15:34 AM »
*Looks at username*

Hmmmmmm....:chin:

Its cool. :thumbup:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28912 on: May 04, 2011, 06:17:04 AM »

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28913 on: May 04, 2011, 06:28:32 AM »
I wants coffee.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28914 on: May 06, 2011, 05:14:38 AM »
 I think I may be a bit spazzier than I thought.  We had new drivers deliver our big order of supplies to the kitchen yesterday, and when they asked where
 to put the frozen stuff, refrigerated stuff, etc., I couldn't answer.  I've been at this job for almost 23 years and I know where things go, but all I could
 think was "Why are you asking me?"  :dunno:  I guess I thought if I told them the general area and they piled the boxes a few inches to the left or right
 of the "correct" or "usual" spot, I would then be "wrong" for having misdirected them. 

 And the whole operation got on my nerves.  We used to have one calm driver who just wheeled the stuff in and left it. 
 This time we had THREE drivers, at least one of them speaking in a Southern accent I couldn't decipher, and they
 were just too loud, too numerous and too much in the way.  I got agitated and cranky.  :mad:

 So anyway, it was kind of a  :asthing:  morning!
« Last Edit: May 06, 2011, 05:16:12 AM by couldbecousin »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28915 on: May 06, 2011, 05:24:12 AM »
So did someone else say where to put the stuff?

I remember when I worked for a place for nearly ten years I still got unsure of where stuff should go. Supervisor used to change his mind a lot about that sort of thing.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28916 on: May 06, 2011, 05:26:52 AM »
So did someone else say where to put the stuff?

I remember when I worked for a place for nearly ten years I still got unsure of where stuff should go. Supervisor used to change his mind a lot about that sort of thing.

 Yes, after a couple of seconds my boss came over and directed the drivers.  Neither she nor the other cook could understand
  my freezing up like that.  I couldn't quite understand it myself, as the whole thing looked odd in retrospect.  I just wasn't
  expecting that break in routine, I suppose.  :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28917 on: May 06, 2011, 05:29:35 AM »
I have the strange feeling that I should be doing something important but I can't think of what :chin:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28918 on: May 06, 2011, 05:50:16 AM »
So did someone else say where to put the stuff?

I remember when I worked for a place for nearly ten years I still got unsure of where stuff should go. Supervisor used to change his mind a lot about that sort of thing.

 Yes, after a couple of seconds my boss came over and directed the drivers.  Neither she nor the other cook could understand
  my freezing up like that.  I couldn't quite understand it myself, as the whole thing looked odd in retrospect.  I just wasn't
  expecting that break in routine, I suppose.  :laugh:
Sounds like you were  :asthing:
I have the strange feeling that I should be doing something important but I can't think of what :chin:
Something to do with work?

I know I should be studying now but I am going to put it off until tomorrow.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28919 on: May 06, 2011, 06:00:49 AM »
About the homeowner I am going to meet for ten.  He sound like a real pain in the ass on the phone and I am not in the mood
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