A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I miss my cats from the days of old
So on Sunday, I'm working 8 hours at the adopt-a-thon. I think you should all come and adopt cats from me
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 27, 2011, 08:41:22 PMSo on Sunday, I'm working 8 hours at the adopt-a-thon. I think you should all come and adopt cats from me 3 is my limit. Back when I was young and foolish I once had 7.
Silly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberrt daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 08:53:53 PMSilly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberrt daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal. I like Mom's rule! You would haved loved the episode I saw of How Clean Is Your House? in which Kim and Aggie found (and laundered!) piles of forgotten cash in a filthy apartment ... $3000 worth!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 08:58:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 08:53:53 PMSilly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberrt daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal. I like Mom's rule! You would haved loved the episode I saw of How Clean Is Your House? in which Kim and Aggie found (and laundered!) piles of forgotten cash in a filthy apartment ... $3000 worth! When my mom died we knew she had about $9,000 in cash in the house. Unfortunately while we were at the emergency room with her we believe the next-door neighbor went into the house and stole it. But belief isn't proof, so we didn't report it.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 09:01:26 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 08:58:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 08:53:53 PMSilly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberrt daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal. I like Mom's rule! You would haved loved the episode I saw of How Clean Is Your House? in which Kim and Aggie found (and laundered!) piles of forgotten cash in a filthy apartment ... $3000 worth! When my mom died we knew she had about $9,000 in cash in the house. Unfortunately while we were at the emergency room with her we believe the next-door neighbor went into the house and stole it. But belief isn't proof, so we didn't report it. If he did steal it, may vampire bats nest in his hair!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 09:03:49 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 09:01:26 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 08:58:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 08:53:53 PMSilly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberrt daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal. I like Mom's rule! You would haved loved the episode I saw of How Clean Is Your House? in which Kim and Aggie found (and laundered!) piles of forgotten cash in a filthy apartment ... $3000 worth! When my mom died we knew she had about $9,000 in cash in the house. Unfortunately while we were at the emergency room with her we believe the next-door neighbor went into the house and stole it. But belief isn't proof, so we didn't report it. If he did steal it, may vampire bats nest in his hair! I think I'd settle for vampire bats taking up residence in her vagina.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 09:05:11 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 09:03:49 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 09:01:26 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 08:58:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 08:53:53 PMSilly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberrt daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal. I like Mom's rule! You would haved loved the episode I saw of How Clean Is Your House? in which Kim and Aggie found (and laundered!) piles of forgotten cash in a filthy apartment ... $3000 worth! When my mom died we knew she had about $9,000 in cash in the house. Unfortunately while we were at the emergency room with her we believe the next-door neighbor went into the house and stole it. But belief isn't proof, so we didn't report it. If he did steal it, may vampire bats nest in his hair! A monarch should always be gentleI think I'd settle for vampire bats taking up residence in her vagina. It's good that you're willing to compromise.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 09:03:49 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 09:01:26 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 08:58:47 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on April 27, 2011, 08:53:53 PMSilly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberrt daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal. I like Mom's rule! You would haved loved the episode I saw of How Clean Is Your House? in which Kim and Aggie found (and laundered!) piles of forgotten cash in a filthy apartment ... $3000 worth! When my mom died we knew she had about $9,000 in cash in the house. Unfortunately while we were at the emergency room with her we believe the next-door neighbor went into the house and stole it. But belief isn't proof, so we didn't report it. If he did steal it, may vampire bats nest in his hair! A monarch should always be gentleI think I'd settle for vampire bats taking up residence in her vagina.
Vaginal vampire bats.