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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 11:14:30 AMI'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all. How is that even possible?
I'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all.
Quote from: Callaway on April 23, 2011, 11:15:27 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 11:14:30 AMI'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all. How is that even possible?They are using eye drops made from various ingredients ... some order the drops by mail, others mix them at home. You could not pay me enough to put drops in my eyes for the purpose of bleaching them lighter. Others on the site use colored lenses. That option is not for me either.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Callaway on April 23, 2011, 11:15:27 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 11:14:30 AMI'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all. How is that even possible?There's a surgery for that.
Quote from: Jack on April 23, 2011, 11:23:45 AMQuote from: Callaway on April 23, 2011, 11:15:27 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 11:14:30 AMI'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all. How is that even possible?There's a surgery for that. Yeah, I watched a video online. It's a procedure that implants colored lenses in the eyes under local anesthesia. It's done in Panama.I think it is illegal in the U.S., and possibly for good reason. I would no sooner have iris implants than breast implants.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 11:20:59 AMQuote from: Callaway on April 23, 2011, 11:15:27 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 11:14:30 AMI'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all. How is that even possible?They are using eye drops made from various ingredients ... some order the drops by mail, others mix them at home. You could not pay me enough to put drops in my eyes for the purpose of bleaching them lighter. Others on the site use colored lenses. That option is not for me either. That sounds incredibly unhealthy.
My corkscrew/sommelier knife fell apart yestereve.. (I just opened a bottle of wine with my Swiss army knife) I think I'm going to give myself a nice, good quality corkscrew soon.
Wonder if I have to face another night of that snoring. The big fucking peter thing didn't work, but it gained me a slap on the bus today. Maybe try and use it again tonight.
Quote from: Crip on April 23, 2011, 02:51:13 PMWonder if I have to face another night of that snoring. The big fucking peter thing didn't work, but it gained me a slap on the bus today. Maybe try and use it again tonight. I don't understand that sentence at all, can you explain it or is it an inside joke?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 02:54:19 PMQuote from: Crip on April 23, 2011, 02:51:13 PMWonder if I have to face another night of that snoring. The big fucking peter thing didn't work, but it gained me a slap on the bus today. Maybe try and use it again tonight. I don't understand that sentence at all, can you explain it or is it an inside joke? Schleed was snoring last night, so another member here suggested that Crip should whisper in Schleed's ear about big fucking peters so he would stop.