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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28605 on: April 19, 2011, 06:16:30 AM »
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Wearing a thong for the first time in....over a year....or...is it two years? Was this a good desicion, I wonder? Or will it shafe later on today?

Um, my personal experience is that I prefer to shave before I put on a thong.  :LOL:

Did I make a funny spelling error again?
Or was it just so bad of a joke that I didn't recognized it as a joke.....

Questions questions....

Just a small one, the word you wanted is "chafe," you almost had it right.  I can't speak any Swedish at all.  :hug:

Aaaaaaaaw. Yesch, very funneh spelling error.
Haha, if it was in swedish, I would say "lutra, are you from Gothemburg?" as Gothemburg is said to be the mother of all bad puns  :LOL:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28606 on: April 19, 2011, 06:22:23 AM »
Wasn't expecting all that stuff to come up at class last night. I hate unexpected big emotions. I need something to ground me before I go to mediation this morning.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28607 on: April 19, 2011, 09:14:40 AM »
@ Stalin.. no, not from Göteborg but my brain made the bizarre combo (i.e. thong and shaving) and thought how can I again make a fool out of myself. Tend to like silly, hilarious puns, yes.

Plus thinking I'm going to make myself a coffee now.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28608 on: April 19, 2011, 10:05:52 AM »
@ Stalin.. no, not from Göteborg but my brain made the bizarre combo (i.e. thong and shaving) and thought how can I again make a fool out of myself. Tend to like silly, hilarious puns, yes.

Plus thinking I'm going to make myself a coffee now.

Yeasch. Very silly.
I didn't shave until later that evening, and by then I had found one of my lace hotpants-y underwear. (Wich actually match my garterbelts.)  :viking:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28609 on: April 19, 2011, 10:10:25 AM »
Dutch architects built Göteborg and the first City Councils consisted of 50% Dutch or so. Maybe the weird humor is Dutch afterall.  :orly:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28610 on: April 19, 2011, 01:48:37 PM »
^
Hey, didn't know that.

(quite a tad off track maybe but.. ) Sometimes I think we should start some sort of N.W. European alliance.. with all the countries that have German based languages and screw those corrupt catholic fuckers in the South (of Europe). I mean with (human) rights, economical stuff, nature preservation and such..
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28611 on: April 19, 2011, 03:27:03 PM »
Thinking that puns are universal.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28612 on: April 19, 2011, 07:32:50 PM »
Thinking that puns are universal.

I think you pulled that one out of Uranus.  :P


I'm thinking I need to learn to bite my tongue when I get angry , or risk pushing someone else away.  :-\
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28613 on: April 19, 2011, 07:36:59 PM »
Thinking that puns are universal.

I think you pulled that one out of Uranus.  :P


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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28614 on: April 19, 2011, 07:38:43 PM »
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28615 on: April 20, 2011, 09:42:40 AM »
I think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.

Oh dear.  :lol:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28616 on: April 20, 2011, 09:44:06 AM »
I think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.

Oh dear.  :lol:

 Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather!  :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28617 on: April 20, 2011, 10:17:39 AM »
I think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.

Oh dear.  :lol:

 Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather!  :laugh:

And draw lots of unwanted attention.  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28618 on: April 20, 2011, 10:20:37 AM »
I think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.

Oh dear.  :lol:

 Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather!  :laugh:

And draw lots of unwanted attention.  :zombiefuck:

 So I hear. Even I got a comment once, on the bus, and I was covered up! I was wearing a black T-shirt with a waterfall design on it,
 and some random guy complimented me on the waterfall. Now maybe he really just liked the shirt. But still...  :autism:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #28619 on: April 20, 2011, 10:25:26 AM »
I think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.

Oh dear.  :lol:

 Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather!  :laugh:

And draw lots of unwanted attention.  :zombiefuck:

 So I hear. Even I got a comment once, on the bus, and I was covered up! I was wearing a black T-shirt with a waterfall design on it,
 and some random guy complimented me on the waterfall. Now maybe he really just liked the shirt. But still...  :autism:

Look with your eyes not your hands!!! :hitler:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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