You don't want Eclairs ex either. He's not much better than mine. 
Ha ha...that particular ex ended up becoming a rampant alcoholic...we crossed paths a few years ago, and it was very, very sad.
Didn't stop him from trying to hug me and tell me how hard he was and how much he wanted to fuck me, despite him being married at the time (to a mail order bride who could not speak english).
And no, on THAT occasion, I most definitely WAS NOT wearing trakky daks! There was no ego boost for me though, I just felt very sad for the lovely person he was and how he really fucked his life up.