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Offline Charlotte Quin

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27435 on: February 27, 2011, 11:43:30 PM »
I found out on the weekend that my "one night stand guy" has been with over 100 girls.

I'ma take a guess that I'm somewhere in between girl number 80 and 90 :-\

Should I tell my next boyfriend about this encounter? ........Erm no, definately not. Not after the last time I was honest and open about it. And there's a 99.99% chance my next boyfriend will be a sexually conservative virgin just the same as the last.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27436 on: February 27, 2011, 11:59:47 PM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 27, 2011, 11:43:30 PM
I found out on the weekend that my "one night stand guy" has been with over 100 girls.

I'ma take a guess that I'm somewhere in between girl number 80 and 90 :-\

Should I tell my next boyfriend about this encounter? ........Erm no, definately not. Not after the last time I was honest and open about it. And there's a 99.99% chance my next boyfriend will be a sexually conservative virgin just the same as the last.


Just make sure you get yourself tested for STD's.  :police:

No need to tell anyone of you're clean.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27437 on: February 28, 2011, 05:43:14 AM »
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on February 27, 2011, 11:59:47 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 27, 2011, 11:43:30 PM
I found out on the weekend that my "one night stand guy" has been with over 100 girls.

I'ma take a guess that I'm somewhere in between girl number 80 and 90 :-\

Should I tell my next boyfriend about this encounter? ........Erm no, definately not. Not after the last time I was honest and open about it. And there's a 99.99% chance my next boyfriend will be a sexually conservative virgin just the same as the last.


Just make sure you get yourself tested for STD's.  :police:
Always a good idea if you have any reason to question your STD status- even if that reason is just a change in sexual partners.

I'd also add that maybe you'll want to quit with the sexually convervative virgins if they're going to be so judgemental of you, but hey, that might make too much sense.  :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27438 on: February 28, 2011, 05:44:30 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 28, 2011, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on February 27, 2011, 11:59:47 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 27, 2011, 11:43:30 PM
I found out on the weekend that my "one night stand guy" has been with over 100 girls.

I'ma take a guess that I'm somewhere in between girl number 80 and 90 :-\

Should I tell my next boyfriend about this encounter? ........Erm no, definately not. Not after the last time I was honest and open about it. And there's a 99.99% chance my next boyfriend will be a sexually conservative virgin just the same as the last.


Just make sure you get yourself tested for STD's.  :police:
Always a good idea if you have any reason to question your STD status- even if that reason is just a change in sexual partners.

I'd also add that maybe you'll want to quit with the sexually convervative virgins if they're going to be so judgemental of you, but hey, that might make too much sense.  :P

Now behave young lady, we can't have that can we.  :police:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27439 on: February 28, 2011, 06:05:16 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 28, 2011, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on February 27, 2011, 11:59:47 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 27, 2011, 11:43:30 PM
I found out on the weekend that my "one night stand guy" has been with over 100 girls.

I'ma take a guess that I'm somewhere in between girl number 80 and 90 :-\

Should I tell my next boyfriend about this encounter? ........Erm no, definately not. Not after the last time I was honest and open about it. And there's a 99.99% chance my next boyfriend will be a sexually conservative virgin just the same as the last.


Just make sure you get yourself tested for STD's.  :police:
Always a good idea if you have any reason to question your STD status- even if that reason is just a change in sexual partners.

I'd also add that maybe you'll want to quit with the sexually convervative virgins if they're going to be so judgemental of you, but hey, that might make too much sense.  :P

Find me a socially dysfunctional guy I can relate to who isn't a virgin :P

One casual sex encounter. ONE!! And I'm made to walk the never ending walk of shame because of it. ONE casual sexual encounter is enough to brand me as loose in the legs :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27440 on: February 28, 2011, 06:10:32 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 28, 2011, 06:05:16 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 28, 2011, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on February 27, 2011, 11:59:47 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 27, 2011, 11:43:30 PM
I found out on the weekend that my "one night stand guy" has been with over 100 girls.

I'ma take a guess that I'm somewhere in between girl number 80 and 90 :-\

Should I tell my next boyfriend about this encounter? ........Erm no, definately not. Not after the last time I was honest and open about it. And there's a 99.99% chance my next boyfriend will be a sexually conservative virgin just the same as the last.


Just make sure you get yourself tested for STD's.  :police:
Always a good idea if you have any reason to question your STD status- even if that reason is just a change in sexual partners.

I'd also add that maybe you'll want to quit with the sexually convervative virgins if they're going to be so judgemental of you, but hey, that might make too much sense.  :P

Find me a socially dysfunctional guy I can relate to who isn't a virgin :P

One casual sex encounter. ONE!! And I'm made to walk the never ending walk of shame because of it. ONE casual sexual encounter is enough to brand me as loose in the legs :P

Who would be spreading that rumour about you.

Don't fret. Take pride in who you are, and let people gossip their heart out. Today's gossip is forgotten tomorrow, unless YOU take it serious.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27441 on: February 28, 2011, 06:12:05 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 28, 2011, 06:05:16 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 28, 2011, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on February 27, 2011, 11:59:47 PM
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 27, 2011, 11:43:30 PM
I found out on the weekend that my "one night stand guy" has been with over 100 girls.

I'ma take a guess that I'm somewhere in between girl number 80 and 90 :-\

Should I tell my next boyfriend about this encounter? ........Erm no, definately not. Not after the last time I was honest and open about it. And there's a 99.99% chance my next boyfriend will be a sexually conservative virgin just the same as the last.


Just make sure you get yourself tested for STD's.  :police:
Always a good idea if you have any reason to question your STD status- even if that reason is just a change in sexual partners.

I'd also add that maybe you'll want to quit with the sexually convervative virgins if they're going to be so judgemental of you, but hey, that might make too much sense.  :P

Find me a socially dysfunctional guy I can relate to who isn't a virgin :P

One casual sex encounter. ONE!! And I'm made to walk the never ending walk of shame because of it. ONE casual sexual encounter is enough to brand me as loose in the legs :P

Don't let the judgmental ones get to you. If some of these awkward virgin guys woke up one day
with the ability to charm women, they'd turn into  major  sluts in no time.  :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27442 on: February 28, 2011, 12:07:16 PM »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27443 on: February 28, 2011, 01:07:16 PM »
I hate it when I post and my post comes up last on the page
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27444 on: February 28, 2011, 01:08:19 PM »
On the other hand I love it when I end up first
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27445 on: February 28, 2011, 02:33:57 PM »
thinking why is my little boy such a nawtee urchin?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27446 on: February 28, 2011, 02:52:11 PM »


My twelve year old son has grown so much in the past two months that he resembles "Marmaduke"

... bigger body and longer limbs than he can control, huge paws gone out of control,  more clumsy than his brain can keep up with, breaks everything he wants to touch, stumbles over more words/per/minute than most people can even comprehend, tongue hangs well past his chin at the sight of a female, never, ever, ever stops chattering ... etc.


It is his birthday, soon and I bought him a bunch of books
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27447 on: February 28, 2011, 06:47:07 PM »
he sounds awesome...my boy breaks stuff too,  in fact all my 'breakables'  have long been broken.    he has a dangerous interest in plugs and electrical gadgets so i dont have many of those left now either :green:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27448 on: February 28, 2011, 06:47:55 PM »
Do I really want to know what's going on inside her head?  her body?  Can I help even if I knew?  Helpless and hopeless.  Tired and I need freedom and a break from all this, but it isn't possible.  Just tough it out.  You can do it.  Take one day, one hour at a time.  Be calm and comforting.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27449 on: February 28, 2011, 07:03:52 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 28, 2011, 06:47:55 PM
Do I really want to know what's going on inside her head?  her body?  Can I help even if I knew?  Helpless and hopeless.  Tired and I need freedom and a break from all this, but it isn't possible.  Just tough it out.  You can do it.  Take one day, one hour at a time.  Be calm and comforting.

no one else can do such a good job as you with your child....we have an old saying here  'keep yer pecker up'   sending her majesty some imaginary troops and a few of these  :hug:
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