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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26805 on: January 13, 2011, 06:57:03 AM »
Aaah, but the squid is about to die here.

Lets start changing the story a bit.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26806 on: January 13, 2011, 04:40:25 PM »
True about Cat Man.

I'm thinking that Odeon will keel over from hunger and the movie will continually play over and over.  The management will erroneously realize they don't need a projectionist and fire him.  Quick.  Someone give this man some food.

No endless loop thing at the theatre, sorry. When a reel ends the screen becomes white. After a few seconds, the lens will start heating up and the coating is destroyed in less than a minute. That's why they might fire me.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26807 on: January 13, 2011, 07:03:13 PM »
True about Cat Man.

I'm thinking that Odeon will keel over from hunger and the movie will continually play over and over.  The management will erroneously realize they don't need a projectionist and fire him.  Quick.  Someone give this man some food.

No endless loop thing at the theatre, sorry. When a reel ends the screen becomes white. After a few seconds, the lens will start heating up and the coating is destroyed in less than a minute. That's why they might fire me.

I thought I read last year that Hollywood wouldn't be sending out reels any longer.  They'd be sending DVDs.  Cheaper for them, more expensive to replace the projection equipment.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26808 on: January 14, 2011, 06:26:47 AM »
True about Cat Man.

I'm thinking that Odeon will keel over from hunger and the movie will continually play over and over.  The management will erroneously realize they don't need a projectionist and fire him.  Quick.  Someone give this man some food.

No endless loop thing at the theatre, sorry. When a reel ends the screen becomes white. After a few seconds, the lens will start heating up and the coating is destroyed in less than a minute. That's why they might fire me.

Wow, your job is scary! I had no idea the timing was that critical!   :orly:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26809 on: January 14, 2011, 01:40:16 PM »
True about Cat Man.

I'm thinking that Odeon will keel over from hunger and the movie will continually play over and over.  The management will erroneously realize they don't need a projectionist and fire him.  Quick.  Someone give this man some food.

No endless loop thing at the theatre, sorry. When a reel ends the screen becomes white. After a few seconds, the lens will start heating up and the coating is destroyed in less than a minute. That's why they might fire me.

I thought I read last year that Hollywood wouldn't be sending out reels any longer.  They'd be sending DVDs.  Cheaper for them, more expensive to replace the projection equipment.

DVDs don't have anywhere near the quality required to be projected on the big screen. More and more films are delivered on hard drives and the like, yes, but so far a lot of the films are still on 35 mm. When that is no longer the case I'll retire. I don't actually need the job, I only do it because I love film projection.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26810 on: January 14, 2011, 01:41:20 PM »
True about Cat Man.

I'm thinking that Odeon will keel over from hunger and the movie will continually play over and over.  The management will erroneously realize they don't need a projectionist and fire him.  Quick.  Someone give this man some food.

No endless loop thing at the theatre, sorry. When a reel ends the screen becomes white. After a few seconds, the lens will start heating up and the coating is destroyed in less than a minute. That's why they might fire me.

Wow, your job is scary! I had no idea the timing was that critical!   :orly:

It's not scary at all. There's no chance in hell that I'll screw up like that unless I'm comatose.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26811 on: January 14, 2011, 02:23:15 PM »
True about Cat Man.

I'm thinking that Odeon will keel over from hunger and the movie will continually play over and over.  The management will erroneously realize they don't need a projectionist and fire him.  Quick.  Someone give this man some food.

No endless loop thing at the theatre, sorry. When a reel ends the screen becomes white. After a few seconds, the lens will start heating up and the coating is destroyed in less than a minute. That's why they might fire me.

 
Wow, your job is scary! I had no idea the timing was that critical!   :orly:

It's not scary at all. There's no chance in hell that I'll screw up like that unless I'm comatose.


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« Last Edit: January 14, 2011, 02:25:45 PM by Queen Victoria »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26812 on: January 14, 2011, 08:43:28 PM »
Why is Megan Fox so hot but an idiot?



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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26813 on: January 14, 2011, 09:10:40 PM »
Why is Megan Fox so hot but an idiot?




Because when you're that hot, you CAN be an idiot, without hurting your chances for survival.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26814 on: January 15, 2011, 04:58:32 AM »
If I ever came out of my shell and exposed my true self, people would tell me to STFU and go back inside it again :P

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26815 on: January 15, 2011, 05:40:01 AM »
I probably should write instead of posting here.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26816 on: January 15, 2011, 09:57:40 AM »
I probably should write instead of posting here.

You are writing. Just think of I2 as one large work of literature. ;)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26817 on: January 15, 2011, 12:26:29 PM »
sometimes mindless stupid music just reads my mind. It's like shakespear




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Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't shit
 Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't this
 Shawty said the nigga that she with can't hit
 But shawty I'm a hit it hit it like I can't miss
 And he can't do this
 And he doesn't do that
 
Shawty need a a refund, need a bring that nigga back
 Just like a refund I make her bring that ass back
 And she bring that ass back
 Because I like that
 
get her on top she drop it like it hot
 And when I'm at the bottom she Hillary Rodham
 The middle of the bed
 Giving getting head, giving getting head, giving getting head
 
I said mhm... I like that
 Said u. I like that
 I said mhm... I like that
 Mhmm
 




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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26818 on: January 15, 2011, 02:01:15 PM »
If I ever came out of my shell and exposed my true self, people would tell me to STFU and go back inside it again :P

Don't be so sure of that.

This world is full of all kinds, and people who like/appreciate all those kinds.  :thumbup:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26819 on: January 15, 2011, 04:26:49 PM »
Today is a good day.