Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Being single sucks worse than GR on a really bad day.
Quote from: superboyian on December 21, 2010, 08:12:31 PMBeing single sucks worse than GR on a really bad day. What is GR? The only thing that sucks about singledom for me is the emptiness.
Quote from: superboyian on December 21, 2010, 08:12:31 PMBeing single sucks worse than GR on a really bad day. ?? I thought you had a girlfriend. What happened?
Quote from: YOURMUM on December 21, 2010, 08:21:11 PMQuote from: superboyian on December 21, 2010, 08:12:31 PMBeing single sucks worse than GR on a really bad day. What is GR? The only thing that sucks about singledom for me is the emptiness.I suspect GR stands for General Razorbeard.
Pills... I need pills...
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on December 22, 2010, 06:09:54 AMPills... I need pills...Which ones? The red pills or the blue pills?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 11:32:33 PMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2010, 06:09:54 AMPills... I need pills...Which ones? The red pills or the blue pills?Is there a difference? Mine are usually white.
Ooohhhh.
Quote from: renaeden on December 21, 2010, 08:19:41 PMQuote from: superboyian on December 21, 2010, 08:12:31 PMBeing single sucks worse than GR on a really bad day. ?? I thought you had a girlfriend. What happened?Yea, I did.... It appears that she didn't want to continue on anymore.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
About how much I hate waiting
Quote from: parts on December 23, 2010, 08:53:52 AMAbout how much I hate waiting I hate it too. Are you still waiting for the windshield guy, or is it someone else this time?
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2010, 08:55:53 AMQuote from: parts on December 23, 2010, 08:53:52 AMAbout how much I hate waiting I hate it too. Are you still waiting for the windshield guy, or is it someone else this time?It would be amusing if the name of the windshield guy happens to be Godot.
Quote from: odeon on December 23, 2010, 05:32:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 11:32:33 PMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2010, 06:09:54 AMPills... I need pills...Which ones? The red pills or the blue pills?Is there a difference? Mine are usually white.I think he was making a Matrix reference!
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2010, 05:45:25 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2010, 05:32:54 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 22, 2010, 11:32:33 PMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2010, 06:09:54 AMPills... I need pills...Which ones? The red pills or the blue pills?Is there a difference? Mine are usually white.I think he was making a Matrix reference! It makes a lot more sense now.