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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26520 on: December 10, 2010, 05:02:12 PM »
guess what? I cleaned my kitchen yesterday. but as i can see, a mouse has been scurring in it this morning to its slowely becoming a fucking mess again

Can't be a bigger enhancement than a mouse to clean the kitchen again I think.

Time to store food in solid containers, and make sure the critter can't find edible stuff. Everywhere it walks, it will leave a trail of mouse piss.

Just be thankful cows can't infest houses.  Guess what the trail will be.   :smarty:

Us cows do have bladders. And odd cows can be properly house-trained too.
What's more, I can even do dishes and laundry and such.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26521 on: December 10, 2010, 05:03:30 PM »
At the top of each thread is a button that says "Go Down". This looks like my kind of site. :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26522 on: December 10, 2010, 05:04:46 PM »
guess what? I cleaned my kitchen yesterday. but as i can see, a mouse has been scurring in it this morning to its slowely becoming a fucking mess again

Can't be a bigger enhancement than a mouse to clean the kitchen again I think.

Time to store food in solid containers, and make sure the critter can't find edible stuff. Everywhere it walks, it will leave a trail of mouse piss.

Just be thankful cows can't infest houses.  Guess what the trail will be.   :smarty:

Us cows do have bladders. And odd cows can be properly house-trained too.
What's more, I can even do dishes and laundry and such.

Your variety of abilities was only one of the reasons I chose you for Ambassador to the Low Countries.  I forgot the other reasons.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26523 on: December 10, 2010, 05:06:17 PM »
guess what? I cleaned my kitchen yesterday. but as i can see, a mouse has been scurring in it this morning to its slowely becoming a fucking mess again

Can't be a bigger enhancement than a mouse to clean the kitchen again I think.

Time to store food in solid containers, and make sure the critter can't find edible stuff. Everywhere it walks, it will leave a trail of mouse piss.

Just be thankful cows can't infest houses.  Guess what the trail will be.   :smarty:

Us cows do have bladders. And odd cows can be properly house-trained too.
What's more, I can even do dishes and laundry and such.

Your variety of abilities was only one of the reasons I chose you for Ambassador to the Low Countries.  I forgot the other reasons.

Thank you Your Highness, variety of abilities will cover them all I think. Your choice of words is outstanding as always.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26524 on: December 10, 2010, 05:12:04 PM »
Might as well get to the evening job and get the work over and done with.  :thumbup:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26525 on: December 10, 2010, 05:34:16 PM »
This place is really slow today

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26526 on: December 10, 2010, 11:38:51 PM »
^Has been slow lately.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26527 on: December 11, 2010, 06:25:07 AM »
This place is really slow today

That's because you haven't been here as much.  :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26528 on: December 11, 2010, 07:49:36 AM »
need               to                   get                      moving
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26529 on: December 11, 2010, 07:51:14 AM »
need               to                   get                      moving

This will help! Drink it! :coffee:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26530 on: December 11, 2010, 07:56:11 AM »
A man with Prince Albert's b'fast club at McDonald's gave him a London Fog raincoat that still has the tags on it.  Prince Albert looks like one of those super hero VanHelsing, Blade because it's so long.  Sooooooooooooo sexy.  Think I might sharpen my teeth so I can get some action tonight.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26531 on: December 11, 2010, 10:02:04 AM »
This place is really slow today

Yeah. So let's change that.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26532 on: December 11, 2010, 05:15:29 PM »
This place is really slow today

Yeah. So let's change that.

I have to go to work, but I'll get back as soon as I can!   :GA:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26533 on: December 11, 2010, 06:41:23 PM »
Dreading my appointment with my doctor, next Thursday.

I am having X-rays done of my dodgy hip joint. Yesterday, he did an extensive physical exam and my doctor condemned me to surgery with his bare hands upon my naked body. There is little hope of recovery from an injury, now three years old.

The X-rays are a formality and a precursor to the determination of what to do after the cutting begins.

 :violin:

These final tests are also designed to keep my attitude leaning toward a positive tone.

Some of my research shows that about twenty percent of men, fifty six years of age, have already had some form of hip surgery. (that is an average number - the extremes are much worse)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26534 on: December 11, 2010, 06:52:29 PM »

I am still looking to find the positive part.
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