Post what you're thinking right now.

[Queen Victoria]

I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

["couldbecousin"]

I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies! 

[Queen Victoria]

I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies! 

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 

["couldbecousin"]

I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies! 

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 

Chocolate chip, please! 


*scurries to the store for perfume*

[Queen Victoria]

I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies! 

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 

Chocolate chip, please! 


*scurries to the store for perfume*

Wait until she finds out the cost of Joy.  Hehehehehehehe.  I win.

[odeon]

Need to do something useful.

["couldbecousin"]

I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies! 

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 

Chocolate chip, please! 


*scurries to the store for perfume*

Wait until she finds out the cost of Joy.  Hehehehehehehe.  I win.

I'm getting real homemade cookies! Those take a lot of work! Hehehehehehe! I win! 

[richard]

i need to brush my teeth, 

[DirtDawg]

Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

["couldbecousin"]

Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?   

[DirtDawg]

Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?  

Of course I could, if I  "needed to,"  but I am NOT a telephone person.


At this point,  I am decidedly secure in the notion that I should just sit back and enjoy the backwash.





 :lol:

["couldbecousin"]

Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?  

Of course I could, if I  "needed to,"  but I am NOT a telephone person.


At this point,  I am decidedly secure in the notion that I should just sit back and enjoy the backwash.





 :lol:

Maybe you could text one of your staff! 

[DirtDawg]

Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?  

Of course I could, if I  "needed to,"  but I am NOT a telephone person.


At this point,  I am decidedly secure in the notion that I should just sit back and enjoy the backwash.





 :lol:

Maybe you could text one of your staff! 

UhM, let me expound ... not being a 'phone person,  I certainly do not subscribe to annoying habit of "texting."

[DirtDawg]

Honestly, I can not understand why you do NOT grasp teh essence of the humorous event as I described it.


 

[DirtDawg]

Enough of this is more than quite enough!