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How am I going to get out of going to a friend's birthday outing without hurting her?
Tomorrow I wanna get out of it because I'd rather just stay at home and watch films instead of going to a salsa bar with a bunch of random people She knows me too well though so I can't fob her off with a made-up disease. Sigh.
Wrong type of salsa This salsa will probably involve me dancing with one of her friends I'll just go and pretend I got my period or something, then piss off home to my warm bed I'm also meeting the new girlfriend of a girl I used to have a thing with. Joy
Excellent advice
I can't dance and I don't danceDancing is for homersexuals!
with a camera so you can embarrass them on facebook next day