Twunt: Because sometimes twat and cunt just aren't enough.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
y'know, I think I mainly haunt the games, member's only, real problems and sex forums because they're the least frustrating and depressing to me. I may just be really shallow and fucked up though.
I could have sworn I had a half-pound of butter here in the apartment! Where did it go?
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:06:42 PMI could have sworn I had a half-pound of butter here in the apartment! Where did it go? If you were a guy, you would never have that problem!
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 11, 2010, 12:17:25 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:06:42 PMI could have sworn I had a half-pound of butter here in the apartment! Where did it go? If you were a guy, you would never have that problem! Why's that, smarty?
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:20:53 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on November 11, 2010, 12:17:25 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:06:42 PMI could have sworn I had a half-pound of butter here in the apartment! Where did it go? If you were a guy, you would never have that problem! Why's that, smarty? Uhhh...adult males have an infinite supply of their own butter!
the kitten is on the window sill watching zhukov and rokossovsky
Quote from: Trigger11 on November 11, 2010, 12:24:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:20:53 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on November 11, 2010, 12:17:25 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:06:42 PMI could have sworn I had a half-pound of butter here in the apartment! Where did it go? If you were a guy, you would never have that problem! Why's that, smarty? Uhhh...adult males have an infinite supply of their own butter! Eeeeeeeewww, I've never heard IT called BUTTER before!
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:25:51 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on November 11, 2010, 12:24:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:20:53 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on November 11, 2010, 12:17:25 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 12:06:42 PMI could have sworn I had a half-pound of butter here in the apartment! Where did it go? If you were a guy, you would never have that problem! Why's that, smarty? Uhhh...adult males have an infinite supply of their own butter! Eeeeeeeewww, I've never heard IT called BUTTER before! You've never heard the expression "Butter your muffin" before? In case you are not aware, girl parts can be referred to as muffins. You know, "Muff diving!"