A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Dmitri on October 27, 2010, 07:53:39 AMI'm almost up to my 12345th postAnd I missed it.
I'm almost up to my 12345th post
It's amazing how much douchebags in the world make good money. What I'm thinking right now - I'm all ramped up. Need to get my energy down but not sure how since sex isn't an option. Dammit.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 28, 2010, 10:06:31 AMIt's amazing how much douchebags in the world make good money. What I'm thinking right now - I'm all ramped up. Need to get my energy down but not sure how since sex isn't an option. Dammit.I could use an energy transfusion, if you could get that stuff past customs. You know security is very tight here in the States.
Ha ha! Wish I could help with that!
my house still smells like bacon!
Kinda pissed off. Just found out one of my friends who I've known for 20+ years got married on Saturday and I had no idea because the invite was addressed to Mr. and Mrs. X so the mister must have been the one to get the mail that day, opened it, declined the invite, and never told me about it. Found out about the damn thing when pictures were posted on facebook tonight.
I'll assume that's a good thing.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 28, 2010, 08:53:22 PMKinda pissed off. Just found out one of my friends who I've known for 20+ years got married on Saturday and I had no idea because the invite was addressed to Mr. and Mrs. X so the mister must have been the one to get the mail that day, opened it, declined the invite, and never told me about it. Found out about the damn thing when pictures were posted on facebook tonight.You should hook your ex up with mine! They were made for each other!