A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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what did u want?you should come here and try our chinese - all I get tho is fried rice and chips, apparently not really chinese but it's from the chinese so fuck it
Today will be one of the shitty days of being a parent. The Princess Royal and I (too) often go to a diner where she has adopted the cooks and servers as her aunts and uncles. They told me today that her Uncle Matt died early this morning. He was a kind man who lived up to the qualities of his real job as a preacher. I'll tell her tonight.
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 11:27:55 AMToday will be one of the shitty days of being a parent. The Princess Royal and I (too) often go to a diner where she has adopted the cooks and servers as her aunts and uncles. They told me today that her Uncle Matt died early this morning. He was a kind man who lived up to the qualities of his real job as a preacher. I'll tell her tonight.I'm so sorry. How will you tell her?Telling my daughter about my parents and brother dying was very tough for me.
Today is three yearsa since my friend died - can't believe I have been on this site all this time
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 03:15:46 PMQuote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 11:27:55 AMToday will be one of the shitty days of being a parent. The Princess Royal and I (too) often go to a diner where she has adopted the cooks and servers as her aunts and uncles. They told me today that her Uncle Matt died early this morning. He was a kind man who lived up to the qualities of his real job as a preacher. I'll tell her tonight.I'm so sorry. How will you tell her?Telling my daughter about my parents and brother dying was very tough for me.I had thought I'd say G_d wanted to reward him for his life and preaching and took him to heaven. That his life would have been very hard had he stayed on earth after his illness. (Matt had a stroke and they took him off life support.)
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 03:18:09 PMQuote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 03:15:46 PMQuote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 11:27:55 AMToday will be one of the shitty days of being a parent. The Princess Royal and I (too) often go to a diner where she has adopted the cooks and servers as her aunts and uncles. They told me today that her Uncle Matt died early this morning. He was a kind man who lived up to the qualities of his real job as a preacher. I'll tell her tonight.I'm so sorry. How will you tell her?Telling my daughter about my parents and brother dying was very tough for me.I had thought I'd say G_d wanted to reward him for his life and preaching and took him to heaven. That his life would have been very hard had he stayed on earth after his illness. (Matt had a stroke and they took him off life support.)If she believes in G_d and heaven, then I think that might help and be a comfort to her.Someone suggested The Fall of Freddy the Leaf to help explain my death to my daughter, but she was a lot younger than your daughter is.