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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3810 on: October 17, 2006, 08:14:55 AM »
I'm still bored. C'mon, people, entertain me.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3811 on: October 17, 2006, 09:17:05 AM »
Entertain me first.  ;D

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3812 on: October 17, 2006, 10:35:30 AM »
You want entertainment?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:Featured

Pick a few.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3813 on: October 17, 2006, 01:23:50 PM »
Awesome doesn't even begin to describe this anime.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3814 on: October 17, 2006, 03:15:15 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3815 on: October 17, 2006, 03:35:39 PM »

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3816 on: October 17, 2006, 03:52:44 PM »
Now that's better. ;D
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3818 on: October 17, 2006, 05:32:41 PM »
ohh god... i just cackled madly at my own post. :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3819 on: October 17, 2006, 08:12:37 PM »
I almost never visit the call out boards or the main event boards.  The fact that I never piss anybody off enough for them to call me out isn't actually one of the reasons I don't however.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3820 on: October 17, 2006, 11:23:14 PM »
Wow is life one complicated and annoying bitch. First having my computer go whack on a bad cd, have to scramble to salvage the things I love most in life (music), have to deal with the internet repeatedly shutting off in chat, having to work tommorow right up until a meeting, a few girls checking me out from myspace..... leaks all over the house, part of the molding on the garage door gone due to damage and my car having $600 worth of trouble on the front quarter pannel.....then having someone hitting me up for ideas on some major AS community projects.... its weird how when its raining in your life amd you feel like things are really testing you you'll also see some unusual opportunities showing up at the same time... makes me wanna put some Sublime in the mp3 player......
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3821 on: October 18, 2006, 12:50:52 AM »
I did. Where's the entertainment?
To begin with, you should be able to find plenty among these: (otherwise, there is obviously something wrong* with your sense of humor)

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sexual_innuendo
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Aesop%27s_Fables
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Command_Line
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Torture
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cabbage
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/War_on_Terra
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Kill_two_birds_with_one_stone
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crimes_inspired_by_video_games
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Captain_Obvious
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Captain_Oblivious

[size=0]* It is inferior, as it doesn't bring much joy when exposed to higher forms of humor, such as puns and semi-randomness.

Didn't find a whole lot of puns, good or otherwise, in there. OTOH, I couldn't be arsed, after the first few "articles". A few cheap shots, some old jokes, and some stuff that's simply not funny. Making parodies of Wikipedia stopped being funny not long after Wikipedia started rolling.

If you think this is funny, so be it. Unfortunately it says more about you than it ever did about me, as you have no idea of what I find even remotely entertaining. *

[size=0]* And this ain't it.[/size]
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3822 on: October 18, 2006, 02:50:03 AM »
I think one of the worst parts of people commiting suicide is listening to the people left over spending the rest of their lives talking to each other about how wrong and stupid it was of them to commit suicide.  If i wanted people to respect only 1 decision during my entire life it would be that.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3823 on: October 18, 2006, 07:06:02 AM »
*bangs head on desk repeatedly*

*doesn't feel better*

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3824 on: October 18, 2006, 08:27:50 AM »
Damn, it made me cry.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law